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[cheers and applause]. agreeing crazy! greg: crazy! put your tops back on. except you grandmother. it s friday. let s welcome tonight s guests. he is married to another dave which saves on mono-grammed towels. dave rubin. voted sexiest men alive charlie herd. new york times best selling author kat timpf. he s got a lot of influence over helicopter flight routes. new york times best selling author. [cheers and applause]. greg: all right. before we get to some news. ignore my new glasses. let s do this. greg s left overs. greg: all right. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use. it s my first time reading them so they suck. scientists in china have been able to keep a cloned monkey alive for 2 years. that s nothing. we kept our alive for fritsch. 45. [laughing]. monkey. this week green day performed a surprise set in new york subway with the show host jimmy falon. commuters shouted requests like please stop. [laughing]. [applauding]. [bleep]. g
greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh
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