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Of that family, the acceptance, it was really touching. it was incredibly moving to me. here they come! amazing. yes! come on! im in awe of pálína and her family. i didnt grow up with any of this. my birth mother left when i was two. my dad and step-mom divorced the instant i went away to college. so when i see what pálína and her family built for themselves, im both envious and so grateful for the experience. who wants a-- [sheep bleating] oh, sorry. i got milk in your eye. hi. everyone get...

[ animals bleating ] ♪ >> on this day, give no thought to what you do. by king herods order, the male babies, all of them! you seven this way, the rest with me. in there. >> [ gasps ] >> you two -- there. >> no! no, no! >> is it a boy? >> its a girl! >> show me. >> please. >> no. [ women screaming ] >> where are your children? >> no, no. ohh! >> aah! [ crying ] >> aah! no, no! [ screams ]

>> then god has blessed me. >> they say jesus now travels the land, preaching as you have preached. >> god offers his son... and jesus takes up the cup. >> and you will be reunited with him? >> no. his will be a lone path. i will be martyred here, in this place. [ pounding on door ] no sadness. praise god for the son he offers in jesus. pray. pray, joshua. [ door clangs, lock engages ] praise god. praise the lord. [ keys jingling ] [ indistinct conversations ] >> my son. >> mother. [ animals ble...

Seen? how do they know he exists? >> maybe he doesnt. ♪ [ animals bleating ] [ indistinct conversations ] >> come on, children. >> ah, hes here -- jesus. our cousin elizabeth has not seen you since you were a baby in arms. >> ive heard so much about you. >> [ chuckles ] [ smooches ] id given up hope, but a trader spoke of a joseph of nazareth whod returned from afar. i felt at once it was your joseph. >> [ chuckles ] he brought us six years before he died. >> then blessed be god. he left you a...

[ coins clinking ] this is a house of prayer! >> hey, this is my livelihood! >> get malchus! >> not a den of thieves! [ indistinct shouting ] down with the money lenders! >> down with the money lenders! >> ah, no! help! [ grunts ] [ indistinct shouting ] >> behold the king of the jews! [ indistinct shouting ] >> turn out the guard! >> no, no, no! no, hes mad! no, no! no, no! [ indistinct shouting ] [ animals bleating ] ♪ >> hosanna, jesus, king of the jews! hosanna, jesus, king of the jews! ho...