Anne Eggertsen News Today

Caption writers really really waded into it this week.

We could barely count the number of good captions this week.

Good captions slithered in all week.

Enjoy a sampling of treats you submitted for my poetry contest

It was game-on for caption writers this week.

Our mailbox was just packed with good captions

Caption writers were really on fire this week.

This week's captions will melt your heart.

Print Lots of gags this week about nail salons closed during the pandemic. Congrats to Marcia Gwin for nailing down the top spot. She will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. Winner Finalists “I guess I could say, you nailed it.” Terre Duensing, Fallbrook Advertisement “No, I do not want to see your toenails.” Roy Henry Zinkil III, San Diego “Seriously, not until the Padres win a World ...

Finalists “The Good, The Bad and The Off-Key.” Suzanne Elassis, online submission Advertisement “And that is why I hate Tic Tok.” Al Stehly, Valley Center “I thought he said ‘duel,’ not ‘duet.’” Josh Hamilton, Carlsbad “I reckon he ain’t from around these parts.” Bill Owens, San Carlos Advertisement “Next time, proofread your ad for ‘gun slinger.’” Susan Wiczynski, La Jolla “I told you that gull darn idiot would sing ‘Oklahoma’ if you put a nickel in his ...