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Wow, mom, thats a really originalah dont even worry about me. Ill be justugh ah my bra exploded. [upbeat news broadcast music] hey, greg. Greg . Oh, hi, katie. Were you just jumping out a window to avoid talking to me . No, of course not. I was just admiring the view of, uh, the local hobos having an ugliest penis pageant. So, whats up . Hey, is this about my moms ultimatum . I just need a little time to think. I know i owe you an answer, but im good for it, you hear . Cmon, katie, its your old ...

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Okay. Still not on. [la cucaracha blares] hmm. There you go. Still not on. [upbeat news broadcast music] so, obviously, because of the lawsuit, the network has put some restrictions on what stories we can run. However, the show must go on, so. Who has pitches . How about an investigation into highfrequency trading on wall street . Too risky. All [gasp] diana what about an investigation into how nice it is to get a card on your birthday . Hello, diana. What brings you here . I have some exciting ...

LAWTON, OK — Friends and family of the Stripes Convenience Store clerk killed in a Sunday shooting are seeking the public’s help in assisting his fiancé and newborn son.

A suicidal man shot and killed in his SUV by Grand Haven Public Safety officers in July was hit 21 times by gunfire, according to an autopsy report obtained by Target 8.

The legacy of a late former congressman is living on with the re-dedication of the Don Young Alaska Job Corps Center.

Robert Anthony Lyon, of Columbus, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts in the January 6 assault on the Capitol.

Wine bar meets low-waste fine dining, Hackney Coterie puts as much care into its wine selection as it does the menu. You'll have a ball.