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We to a wolves wonder goal. Have had snow showers i there we have had snow showers here and there across the country over the past couple of days. There is an increasing chance of heavier snow across the southern half of the uk over the weekend. Its saturday, the 23rd of january. Our top story senior doctors have called for a shorter gap between the first and second doses of the Pfizer Biontech covid vaccine. Health officials extended the wait from 3 to 12 weeks so as many people as possible cou...

Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment zen. A new Jersey Assembly man is in the hot seat for facebook pages. He virtually high captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers an captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause [crowd chanting stephen] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us. Please, nation, sit down. As an american i dont like to talk about o...

Oprah should be the pope poprah [ laughter and applause ] oprah is love. Dont be a dick that was jesus whole message. Dont be a dick. Thats what it all comes down to. I was in texas last year, driving around on a saturday afternoon, and there was a protest in front of a honda dealership. 30 or 40 people angrily marching with placards and signs. And their sign said things like, gay is not okay, and, the word of god condemns homosexual acts. And it was a curious sight, and i stopped. And there was...

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Bill you know i thought our playbyplay today on the tightrope walker. Martha do you think we have a future covering circuses . Bill i think we have a chance. Martha how is your trapeze knowledge. Bill im working on it. Martha we are on the flying trapeze every morning. Have a good day. See you tomorrow. Jon dangerous storms brewing across the country. Large hail, high winds and powerful tornados all very real possibilities. Highly unusual at this time of year but the springlike temperatures coup...

Bill it wasnt boring, was it. Heather no, a lot going on today. Bill do you prefer the cruise ship or the meteor. Heather take your pick. Bill great to be with you heather. Have a terrific weekend. Heather good to be with you, bill. Jon we begin with brandnew stories and breaking news. Jenna well begin with one of the choices that bill mentioned. A massive meteor injuring nearly a thousand people. What we are learning about the damage and how powerful this blast from space really, really was. Pl...

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Well, that was our first show and we nailed it. Thanks to amy schumer and aziz ansari. See me live at the mirage and tweet me and on the blog cc. Com jeselnik. See you next week but before we go lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Oh, boy. Ah, memories. Good night kids. Go read a book. [cheers and applause]actresses from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily ...

Ansari. See me live at the mirage and tweet me and on the blog cc. Com jeselnik. See you next week but before we go lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Oh, boy. Ah, memories. Good night kids. Go read a book. [cheers and applause] actresses from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon hey, oh, my god hey, everyb...

Believed that the center is now wide open for her to win a substantial victory, a big victory in the fall because trump is not really doing that well even as of last night at midnight, really hasnt gone into the center politically. She can grab it back from him. She can win big. She can maybe win 55 or more in the popular vote. And this guy is going to help her do it. She knows she doesnt need to go to the hard left. Shes not perilous in her choice. She got to pick the guy shes comfortable with....