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>> we got your drift, though. pete? >> carol, presidential polls are not unlike beauty pageants. they take into consideration a number of categories. one poll says president obama as a person, over 70% like the guy. what we should be looking at is congresss poll. americans rate congress lower than libyans rate gadhafi. >> presidential candidates are also judged upon, well, their judgment, shall we say. were going to save the third question later. were going to talk about newt gingrich who has be...

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