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For the benefit of all of you that went to sleep last night, watch this. chris rock, one of the funniest comedians, and "saturday night live" alumnist, was last night hosting. he did this monologue -- >> you finally get to the finish line and somebody screams, run! >> i got to say, i cant stand it when the left is always telling people that their jokes arent funny, you shouldnt be allowed t say that. i dont want it t.o.ut correctness in his forms. but not funny at all. >> the internet cycle dema...

Comedian said in this environment that truth has given way to trust, meaning if you trust donald trump it doesnt matter what he says, there was a lot of truth to that statement as we have seen. >> paris, im curious, can you ever make fun of the president? its hard toake fun of a s like president at all. did you laugh anywre? >> there were certain things, some of the things he said were definitely funny but i think there are some things that just arent funny. when you have no basis to call somebo...

Clinton. >> im running for president. >> and im not running for president. >> reporter: will the real donald trump please rise. >> im donald trump. >> i am officially running. >> -- and im not running for president. >> reporter: but they cant run from their names. 27-year-old hillary clinton organizes music festivals. dr. donald trump heads a cancer institute in virginia. >> can i duet your name again? >> donald trump. >> both say there are few perks and some drawbacks to sharing a the president...

Leaders speaking. you know, sometimes people arent funny, you know, and then its like, come on, lets speed it along, but ive never heard that before. its just ive also never heard a presidential nominee, ful full-throated attack their opponent. they make these jokes, but i have never seen a presidential nominee do that and i think if you look -- saw the look at cardinal dolans face when it happened, it was clearly shocking to him and everybody else there because thats simply not whats done and p...

Catholics. >> christine, obviously a clinton supporter but as somebody who has been at that dinner, what did you hear tonight? how was it different than in the past? >> ive been at the dinner six, seven eight times when i was speak of the city council. i have never heard boos like that. never. and thats with the presidential nominee speaking. thats with the president speaking. thats with military and other leaders speaking. sometimes people arent funny. you know, and then its like come on lets s...

No, not their positions on taxes or climate change or whether the election will be legitimate. no, its more about this. [ laughing ] >> hillary clinton laughs. she laughs a lot. she laughs at things that are funny. she laughs at things that arent funny. she laughs at things to give her time to think of a better answer. and then theres dond trump. have you ever seen him laugh? ever? ill be honest, i havent. trump has more facial expressions than jim carrey. trump smirks, he grimaces, hes dismissi...

>> she shoved "justified." >> that would be good. >> "last man on earth. >> can i mention something else on the media front? every six weeks like clockwork, somebody in the media, usually the "new york times," runs a story about the flu and improved campaign strategy of hillary clinton and reporters fall for it every time. but its actually variations on the theme. when she first announced she was going to run, remember, this was going to be a new transparent hillary. you were going to get to see...

>> you said you hate to say it, but the study is probably right. why do you hate to say it? >> doesnt it seem like it shouldnt be right? doesnt it seem like the fact that a quality that max men more attractive to women makes women more attractive to men? i think thats why i hate to say it. >> if men and women want different things in a mate what is wrong with that? >> there is nothing wrong with it, but it is not the same. it is not equal. if i find a man more attractive because he can make me l...

Arent funny. one of those two. this is according to a study by the university of kansas. researchers found the funnier a man is the more a woman will be interested in him. the inverse does not hold true. on the rare occasion that a woman is able to make a man laugh it has no significant affect on his opinion of her. i dont know if i agree with this study at all. listen, i find bosses -- i mean i find women to be quite attractive when they are funny. and to be clear, women have made enormous cont...

>> what do you grab if your house is on fire? >> kids first like him? >> absolutely. and if i had a rack of ribs looking like that i would go back for the ribs. i would find a man in every one of those cities that would do the same. >> if you went back in and would you wait for the camera crew? >> he really does. it has a nice smoke going on. >> this is an ideal situation. pretty soon he will get sponsors by like barbecue companies. they will want him to be the face of their sauce and of their r...