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TROY, N.Y. — There is big comedy news in Troy. John Mulaney is appearing at the Troy Savings Bank on Saturday night. He’s offering two performances – one at 7 p.m. the other at 10:15. Each runs an estimated 90-minutes. There is big comedy news in Schenectady. John Mulaney is appearing at Proctors on Sunday […]

TROY, N.Y. — There is big comedy news in Troy. John Mulaney is appearing at the Troy Savings Bank on Saturday night. He’s offering two performances – one at 7 p.m. the other at 10:15. Each runs an estimated 90-minutes. There is big comedy news in Schenectady. John Mulaney is appearing at Proctors on Sunday […]

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>> richard: you are a comedian, where you voted class clown? >> greg: im not a comedian, i was editor of my life, ive never done stand up and i never will. the weird thing about this is no one in history ever thought they werent funny. really, really good looking people think they are funny because no one will tell them they are not funny. if you meet a really beautiful girl at a bar and she makes a stupid joke, youre going to laugh yuriko than a really hot guy is like all the girls think im hil...

>> richard: you are a comedian, where you voted class clown? >> greg: im not a comedian, i was editor of my life, ive never done stand up and i never will. the weird thing about this is no one in history ever thought they werent funny. really, really good looking people think they are funny because no one will tell them they are not funny. if you meet a really beautiful girl at a bar and she makes a stupid joke, youre going to laugh yuriko than a really hot guy is like all the girls think im hil...

And he just comes in and screams at the teleprompter for a few minutes its actually a mercy moment when the staff cut him off and trotz him off stage left because they are scared to death that he will just go off script and then they will have to be explaining for three days. todd: governor, we joke about this, obviously we get a laugh every now and again. this could have real serious implications what does the les of the world think when they see this? >> i think the rest of the world is smart ...

World, if they can be mocked then can you handle it. >> what about the adage that comedy plus time equals comedy? >> i dont think there so formula for any of these things. when people contemplate whether something has been enough time or its too soon or not, again you cannot generalize. >> there are some topics you can never talk about forever. you know? the holocaust. never. >> what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the "titanic"? halfway. now if i had said that in 1912, people would ...

An individual. the face was german court, who is very serious and very dour >> there so many parallels with whats happening here with boris johnson as president trump and jeremy corbyn is like bernie sanders. i think people that are u.s. politicians should do some more funny ants like this. i could see bernie sanders saying how the grinch sold -- >> i dont think so because a lot of them arent funny. remember when hillary said pokemon and go to the polls. >> its sad but its a funny thing for peop...

Tragedy plus time equals comedy? >> i dont think theres a formula for any of these things. and so when people contemplate whether something has been enough time or is it too soon or not, again, you cannot generalize. >> there are some topics that you can never talk about forever. you know, talk about the holocaust. never. >> what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the "titanic"? halfway. if i had said that in 1912, people would go hey! >> funnys funny, man. it just doesnt matter. >> i t...