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I felt it was time to reaffirm my weekend update oath. assisting me in that oath is none other than me, hello, dennis. >> okay. hello, baby. >> repeat after me. i dennis miller. >> i captain hairdo. [ laughter ] >> do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. >> to keep a vigilant eye on the social and political leaders of our time in the event that they disappoint us. >> keep an eye on pinheads bike jim or tammy faye baker. >> do keep myself before the news. >> to mock the humility thing if i see c...

Film career. the singer has appeared in more under his stage name. >> also ahead dennis miller selected as the best weekend update guy ever on "saturday night live." tonight, we will ask miller all about that. >> god i do hate myself. >> caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor from los angeles. the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ >> hi oil bill oreilly, im reporting tonight from southern california, thanks for watching us, the v.a. scandal blows wide open. that is the subje...

The democrats did after a meeting that pelosi had with boehner yesterday for about an hour that they really needed to be there in case any white house officials like hillary clinton got subpoenaed and they will, they want to be there not to ask questions but essentially to to defend the administration. >> yeah to give them cover. >> all right, gentlemen, appreciate it it on the run down karl rove some of these v.a. problems began in the bush white house. we will explore that later, miller with a...

Meeting that pelosi had with boehner yesterday for about an hour that they really needed to be there in case any white house officials like hillary clinton got subpoenaed and they will, they want to be there not to ask questions but essentially to to defend the administration. >> yeah to give them cover. >> all right, gentlemen, appreciate it it on the run down karl rove some of these v.a. problems began in the bush white house. we will explore that later, miller with a new posture, your questio...

>> you are out in l.a. i wanted to recommend get over to the dorothy chandler and see the new musical with mac lamore. abe lincoln on the roof. is he great. >> abe lincoln. good line, miller. now, as you know, we asked viewers to send in questions that you will allegedly answer. were not real hopeful in that regard, but were going to try it. the first question is from clyde mckinney, greenville, south carolina. miller, when you were on snl which performers impressed you the most? >> well, clyde,...

Are behaving. >> fine. >> you are out of there. public school cant do that. >> thats a good ordinance. >> last word? >> i would support that kind of legislation. if you are a bully and you are doing it outside of school hours, and we know it, and we cant control it, you cant come to school either. i would support that. >> i know but i dont know legally if you could get that through. doctor, as always, thank you. plenty more ahead as the factor moves along this evening. rapper mocking jewish peop...

Are behaving. >> fine. >> you are out of there. public school cant do that. >> thats a good ordinance. >> last word? >> i would support that kind of legislation. if you are a bully and you are doing it outside of school hours, and we know it, and we cant control it, you cant come to school either. i would support that. >> i know but i dont know legally if you could get that through. doctor, as always, thank you. plenty more ahead as the factor moves along this evening. rapper mocking jewish peop...

I felt it was time to reaffirm my weekend update oath. assisting me in that oath is none other than me, hello, dennis. >> okay. hello, baby. >> repeat after me. i dennis miller. >> i captain hairdo. [ laughter ] >> do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. >> to keep a vigilant eye on the social and political leaders of our time in the event that they disappoint us. >> keep an eye on pinheads bike jim or tammy faye baker. >> do keep myself before the news. >> to mock the humility thing if i see c...

Grace and stowism that our brethren did. you will hear reports of cannibalism in four hours. everyone is so uptight out here. they will not only feast on the corpses of dead vegetarians. if obama is in california when the big quake hits for a fundraiser like he is he every other week, he wont even know what happened until he reads about it in the paper the next day. >> all right. last question. real fast. monica hayworth, rockport, texas. if someone would make a movie about your life, miller, wh...

Grace and stowism that our brethren did. you will hear reports of cannibalism in four hours. everyone is so uptight out here. they will not only feast on the corpses of dead vegetarians. if obama is in california when the big quake hits for a fundraiser like he is he every other week, he wont even know what happened until he reads about it in the paper the next day. >> all right. last question. real fast. monica hayworth, rockport, texas. if someone would make a movie about your life, miller, wh...