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>> greg: yes, yes. >> greg, i have some bad news for you, pal. you were way off base. as any true fan of the bad news bears would know, the original second baseman was josé agholor and, guess what? he doesnt look anything like kat. you were probably thinking of tanner boyle the shortstop >> greg: yes. >> i understand the confusion because the entire team looked like kat. swing and a miss, pal, swing and a miss. >> greg: it is so true, theyre all kates. >> thats exactly what i look like without ...

Four kids and you wished you could have been drinking the whole time, right? >> i just wasnt advised by the who that i couldnt. >> turns out according to a new study burned in the journal of obstetrics and combine coly. small amounts of alcohol especially in early pregnancy dont appear to increase your risk of high bloop, premature berth or low birth weight so i guess you kind of missed out there, huh? >> bummer. >> bummer, i know it. we love colorado, big shout-out. big fan. >> the same for the...

Like these are all adults. so you should have some, you know, conflict resolution skills developed at that point, and if you dont >> greg: they dont, yeah. >> you should probably start to try to develop those >> greg: heres the thing. whats happening is its going to widen the gulf between your thoughts and the things that you say. were already seeing that happen. youre doing it all the time and you might not even -- i call it the chrissy teigen gulf, because shes the patron saint of narcing. but...

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Educators actually educating students >> greg: how naive are you. >> racist >> greg: you are racist and naive. >> greg before we split out of this, as a cop im a big fan of snitching >> [laughter]. >> i cant do my job without them so, at that level >> greg: before the show ends you might want to look in kats purse before you go. >> dogs are on it already >> greg: they are. its amazing. up next, does the world health organization have the right to cancelel

Congressional offices saying why did you vote no on the goed medal bill. i hope those same officers are going to all the democrats that represent portland and seattle and all these other crazy cities and say why did you vote to defund us? why did you vote to take away our qualified immunity and make us personally responsible for our jobs? these guys love their communities and im proud of the stand they took there in portland because enough is enough. and i think were going to see this happening ...

>> oh, my god. >> greg: if i had a dollar for every head kats destroyed. >> you keep inviting me over >> greg: because i like getting rid of my hedges. by the way dont hedge on your answers to this. see, thats how im a hosed. so used to phraseology is amazing. you plan on changing your behavior? >> no. >> absolutely not. first of all, i get that health is important, but its also craft. you can be a super healthy person eat healthy and work out all the time and get hit by a bus out of a green jui...

Idea i was able to drink that whole time. all those pregnancies i could have been drunk. where was the who then? >> greg: yeah, where was the who? aside from the band. you know, im pretty sure, even smoking, i think my mom was smoking when she had me, explains a lot. everybody was having a good time. but thats not even what this is about. this is about, theyre actually talking about making a law, right? >> yeah, yeah >> greg: thats insane. >> because its awful. it really sickens me to my core >>...

Can you blame them? >> i dont. im a family of first responders, my hub is a fire fighter and his brother is a police detective so im in a family where people risk their lives to help others. so to see this happening -- and the fire department and police department are kind of the same in that, if they feel like one of their people, their brethren is affected, theyre going to ban together and do something like this >> greg: yeah. >> so i applaud this. i feel bad for portland. i dont know how safe...