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Happy wednesday everybody president bidens interview with the Weather Channel aired today. I know. The forecast was partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories especially when it came to phone calls with hunters Business Associates. The one thing he didnt forget, how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . I have already done that. It is the existential th...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets ...

Chris jansing reports. At this hour, joe biden said watch me, and they did. Can the president keep the momentum going after a inyourface State Of The Union. Georgia split screen, biden and trump preparing for dueling events in one of the years critical swing states. What were hearing from voters there. Plus, even as hes facing trial for keeping classified documents in his bathroom and other places, donald trump could soon be getting intelligence briefings. Well tell you why. And the Ticking Cloc...

Thank you. Very excited. Were gonna go talk to people about happiness. Oh, oh, beautiful. You guys are going to like it. Are we gonna find some happiness here . Of course. Yeah . I can feel it. Ok. Trust me. [chuckles] [horns honking] if the point of this journey is to find happiness, i need to force myself out of my comfort zone. So im visiting one of the statistically most optimistic countries on earth. This place is an avalanche of smiles and cheeriness. Iwell, i cant get past the feeling tha...

Will have to also cover this story. One expert is saying that it is sufficient for a real federal probe into bribery and Money Laundering and the joe biden family that means the big guy himself, joe biden, and this was on about a half hour ago, coming up tonight, ted cruz, the former acting attorney general, matt whitaker, they will be here to break down the law, how much trouble are they really in. Lets jump into what we are calling the evolution. As you may remember, they all swore, joe biden ...

By an isis k suicide bomber. John the Biden Administration has refused to take responsibility for their deaths and denied there was anything chaotic about how that withdrawal played out. Sandra Aishah Hasnie ahead of hearing from the families live on the hill for us. We are about to hear from some of these parents and many of them have spoken out throughout these years. They are angry, they want an investigation and theyre demanding accountability. We will hear from them in moments. But for now,...

They are afraid of all of us. Make America Great again, maga. Its never been seen, never forget our enemies who want to stop us, were the only ones who can stop them, this is why this eel is so important, they want to take away my freedom, because i will never let them take away your freedom. During the 76 minute speech trump accused doj of giving bidens preferential treatment, slamming president now crooked joe as fork for new york stnew york times has a new calling neckandneck. Charlie the pol...

At their best, candidates represent an ideal the overcoming of obstacles or hopes for a better future, protecting the people from the powerful. Its intoxicating stuff. Reality, of course, is less glamorous. Supporting that candidate is an army volunteers, donors, political operatives, and they can sometimes get too wrapped up in in the lore, the legend, which brings us to the story of Johnny Reid Edwards an american success story, crusading trial lawyer, family man. The senator from North Caroli...

I believe in the american people, and i believe in the fact that jurors will listen fairly and impartially. And for people who say they wont, dana, those are people who believe only in themselves, like donald trump and not the american people. Former Vice President mike pence says he has no plans to testify in a federal trial of trumps efforts to overturn the 2020 election, but he says he will comply with the law if called to be a witness. The day before january 6th, if memory serves, they came ...

You are live in the cnn newsroom. Im jim acosta in washington. Good evening. We are inching closer to i deadline in the governments case against former President Donald Trump over his efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Trumps lars now have about 22 hours to respond to a legal filing from special counsel jack smith. He requested a protective order after trump posted this on social media on friday. If you go after me, im coming after you. Smith wants the judge to limit trump and his legal team...