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Matthew miller said in a statement an lack of due process. Oh, my god, many ways theyys t are talking about what they are doing to trump. But biden regime, the Democrat Party i ds doing to trump, but this is worse, Donald Trumpng faces with the Manhattan District Attorne my democrat, left wing, soros, prosecutor, up to 136 years i in prison. Pr on bogus charges, up to 1 36more years, that is more than 30 navalny faces. On federal cases bidenistr administration, we have 32 counts for willful rete...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets ...

That nordstrom might be swedish for free stuff. Roll it. The crowd ransacked the shop stealing a hundred grand worth of designer goods. Wait a minute, this is not the right video. Thats chicago from last week. Thats the mob that looted a 711. I didnt think nordstrom sold beef jerky. Can we roll the right one, please . Go ahead. All right. So in la last week 50 criminals wait a second. Thats not la either. Thats philly. Thats 100 kids took a wawa apart. Thats the last time i let you guys smoke we...

[ ] [ ] yeah, baby all right [cheering and applause] okay yes yes happy happy monday, everybody. Good to see all of you. Good to see all of you, except for you. So at a Campaign Stop in pittsburgh, joe biden told supporters to send me to congress. I know. Its clarified that he actually meant to say [laughter] also in pittsburgh to the Police Department is reducing the number of cops on duty from 3 00 am to 7 00 pm and calls not considered in Progress Emergencies will not be assigned to a Telepho...

Like a villain. There is a huge strike going on that can affect a business that is near and dear to all of us which means. There is a civil war at cinnabon and it is delicious. Greg did you think i was talking about the Writers Strike do you people even care . Missing hollywood writers is up there with missing geraldo, john lemon, and ham. What do i care. And workers at the cinnabon declared a strike and filed a civil rights complaint against their employer. The owner installed a policy banning ...

Wayne brady pan schedule best known for the sketch show and says while on a path to Self Discovery he didnt fully identify as bisexual. We will keep you updated on this story. Back to gutfeld. That is something. So as i was significant, should we kill all white people . Seems crazy. The man jumping up and down is julius at a South African political party. Malima led nearly 100,000 people. The poor, the farmer, feed the poor, the farmer. Brrr, power power kill the boer. I think they meant bore an...

My, how times have changed. I see hustling, i see killing. Thats what i rap about. Its a tough time to grow up in, and nirvana and kurt cobain in particular reflect that angst. I learned how to write for myself, and its pretty ironic that most people relate to it. That is a platinum record. Country music has taken over the airwaves and the record charts. The honeymoon is over. Now were getting down to real commerce. Arent these girls just crazy . Yeah, they are. You may think of it as the channe...

Protecting the people from the powerful. Its intoxicating stuff. Reality, of course, is less glamorous. Supporting that candidate is an army volunteers, donors, political operatives, and they can sometimes get too wrapped up in in the lore, the legend, which brings us to the story of Johnny Reid Edwards an american success story, crusading trial lawyer, family man. The senator from North Carolina was seen by millions of americans as the future of the Democratic Party. Candidate john edwards was ...

I am be indicted for you they are afraid of all of us. Make America Great again, maga. Its never been seen, never forget our enemies who want to stop us, were the only ones who can stop them, this is why this eel is so important, they want to take away my freedom, because i will never let them take away your freedom. During the 76 minute speech trump accused doj of giving bidens preferential treatment, slamming president now crooked joe as fork for new york stnew york times has a new calling nec...

Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of t...