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♪ ♪ >> greg: oh, yeah! happy monday, everybody! [laughs] all right. yeah. ooh, the power! americas least popular reality show is still going strong. yes, im talking about the bachelor, southern border. [laughter] millions of illegals, most of whom seem to be healthy young men are walking away from all the other gals in the world to cozy up to the worlds most eligible bachelorette -- that sexy lady in the long flowing gown. yeah, the statue of liberty. or, as i like to call it, six....

>> went to walgreens leaves a neighborhood they disrupt the entire community. they are life-threatening acts of racial and economic discrimination. >> the squad says avoiding crime is racist. >> shame on you, walgreens. >> i enjoy looking like a clown. i dont abide by gender. i am built different. >> quit clowning around. its dei thursday. plus what are you nervous about? >> you might end up in the civil war. >> i got fat and rehab once. the greatest trash talkers have one thing in c...

rnc meeting which shows the maga elitism problem the party faces. this is behind the closed doors. the r fl -- rnc meeting has a behind the doors closed meeting. this is a departure from the past. you can see how it used to look in the old days. take haley barbour, 94 rnc chair or michael steele who so many people know from the similar meeting they held when he was chair to the closed press secret meetings. this is a file photo that shows the contrast over the years, the tightening sec...

hello everybody ingo its friday! its friday! that wasnt loud enough for me. but its friday so you know what that means. lets welcome tonights guess. he crashed dick morris in his briefs, but we love his beliefs. artist restoration guide for president trump and the man responsible for the best and ever. viral sensation dug doug d pierre. if shes here, it means her children are safe. fox news emily van harris. she still cant decide between the hatfields or the makoti is. co-host of the b...

despite serious worries from voters. >> have a look. by the way, ive been doing this a long time. ng i i know i dont look that old. >> i know im a little under unr 103. a lot of you are tired 103.. youre tired now. i get it.g 110 >> try being 110an and doing it. again. i know im 198 years old, but t all kidding aside. think about that. callt that. old. i call it season. >> all the years as a senator, which are 270. >> jas >> meanwhile, the white houseon cocaine scandaile, thel isnt gg ...

it did. the white powder found in what has been described as a west wing work area, cocaine. hmm, it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. since she was just there, the obvious thing is to blame hunter biden, especially since he found the other baggy filled with hookers. if you find poop in the woods, you blame the bear. hunter biden is the bear. if not hunter, who is it? joe? kamala? it could explain this. >> sit down with keke palmer and have a discussion about a variety of issues. ...

[cheers] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. heres another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if youve never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the wh...

where the sky goes on forever... where everyone must bend to the land... where to hunt, to fish, to sleep under that big sky arent activities, but a way of life. - it was between here and those mountains that cheyenne and crow battle took place. but i like it. its very peaceful, huh? - what was it like 100 years ago, 200 years ago? - oh, not much different. this was never forested. this is the dry side of the river, cause the primary winds come from the west. and rain tends to blow ove...

hello everybody ingo its friday! its friday! that wasnt loud enough for me. but its friday so you know what that means. lets welcome tonights guess. he crashed dick morris in his briefs, but we love his beliefs. artist restoration guide for president trump and the man responsible for the best and ever. viral sensation dug doug d pierre. if shes here, it means her children are safe. fox news emily van harris. she still cant decide between the hatfields or the makoti is. co-host of the b...

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