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doddered out, you know, whatever that step thing he does to the south lawn with an unusual mark on his face. look really closely because apparently he just removed whats called a cpap machine from earlier because he was sleeping. he needs to be friends with mark levin. you get a call at 7 a.m., did you read this bs adam schiff? no. biden goes to work early wakes up late, his few lewis idz hours unproductive with few events, still there are bigger problems at 1600 pennsylvania avenue th...

big night, welcome to hannity, coming up a new low for americas historically unpopular vice-president, kamala harris, she is now set an all-time record low. congratulations. also, the bud light executives responsible for the companys woke partnership with trans-influencer dylan mulvaney are no longer with the company. details ahead. also ahead democrats trying to ban the one and only one good thing that new york city has, great pizza all in the name of climate change. the only one thin...

dangerously for american women post-roe and a hot off the presses economic stump speech that debuted yesterday in chicago. and all of that just since saturday. without further ado, the 46th president of the united states, joe biden. thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> this is very exciting for us. >> exciting for me. >> you said today -- and i know that you have a lot of power but i cant imagine you manufactured the breaking news about the court. you say this court...

was the first black woman on a major party ticket. that was all true but what noah wrote is selecting kamala harris joe biden was choosing the worst vice-president in presidential history. thats no longer just our opinion. its what the american people fully believe. a new nbc poll found that kamala harris has hit a record low for net favorability. 49 percent of voters have a negative view of her. just a third have positive view of her. no person in american politics has been celebrated...

two teaches dead. the press conference is moments away. >> what do you hope people get out of this? >> hopefully some light to the failures and unfortunately this happened to us for the lessons to be shared with somebody else. and also this hour in new hampshire, donald trump xwois on offense against nikki haley with the primary just five days away on offense against nikki haley with the primary just five days away.oxwois on offense against nikki haley with the primary just five days...

>> just introduce yourselves so they know who theyre talking to. where do we want to start? >> hi, yeah, so just do you -- >> let them know who you are. >> do you guys feel the report went far enough in naming people and holding people to accountability. the dps has the largest amount of law enforcement people and theres a lot of videos and information about their reactions that day. it doesnt seem that this report really touches on their actions. it seems to focus mostly on the local ...

>> ♪ ♪ >> [cheers and applause]. agreeing crazy! >> greg: crazy! put your tops back on. except you grandmother. its friday. lets welcome tonights guests. he is married to another dave which saves on mono-grammed towels. dave rubin. voted sexiest men alive charlie herd. "new york times" best selling author kat timpf. hes got a lot of influence over helicopter flight routes. "new york times" best selling author. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: all right. before we get to some news...

hear the story about joe dei haveo mirror stolen if i dont i cant use this. you will tell that story. all right. help monday evermonday im sorry may not be jock ken doe but better. a jack [inaudible]. >> okay. lets go. yea. man. yea. almost as ripped as me. thats democratic hope rf circumstance junior looks more like the king of late night. of over the weekend posted this video with the caption, getting in shape for my debates with president biden. here is biden guesting ready for the ...

not to do this. i cant use this, tell that story. happy monday. may not be jack kennedy, he is better, a jacked kennedy. >> lets go. >> greg: oh, yeah. oh, man. yeah. almost as ripped as me. thats obviously r.f.k. jr. looking les like presidential candidate. he posted this video with caption, getting in shape for my debate with president biden. here is biden getting ready for the same debates. yea. well. >> greg: yeah, r.f.k. jr. poll numbers are higher than his body fat. of course, i ...

>> [cheering]. >> greg: yes! >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: happy tuesday, everybody! its good to be back. last night after all of the campaigning and spending, ron, nikki and desantis were on the receiving end of another trump thumping. finishing second, third and fourth just like women at a womens swim meet because the dude always wins. remember in 2015, what a photo. thats like timberlake with the rest of in sync. trump bumped each off like the last act of good fellows. there sh...