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>> thats right! thats right! thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you. its always crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audience. [laughter] happy thursday. so, are the younguns about to give the boot to the drooling old coot? hes crushing biden with voters under the age of 30, a group he won by 25 points in 2020. i know, it is early yet. then again, when you consider joes age, i dont think anything could be too early. lets just say, when joe has a pizza delivered and the ...

to sturdy your character. its an incredible museum. look at this amazing... its a cool building. architectural design... very cool. gives you an idea of the planes and the warships that were there. and the rain held off for us. and the rain held off. i had a horrible feeling we had a big storm coming. no, no, no. not for you, katty. she laughs so, wendell, youve been in an extraordinary number of hit productions. jack ryan, the wire, suits. onstage recently in death of a salesman. yes....

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[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we dont have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat ...

>> emily: colorado supreme court has made historic and unprecedented decision to remove former president donald trump from the ballot. it appears deep blue california is making moves to potentially follow suit with lieutenant governor saying every legal option must be explored. hello, this is "outnumbered," im emily compagno. joining me today, co-host of the bottom line, dagen mcdowell. fox news contributor tammy bruce, former state department spokesperson morgan ortagus and retired ny...

east coast 8:00 here in los angeles and this is americas late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, president biden is reportedly getting more and more frustrated with his dismal poll numbers and not just his anemic approval rating but also a variety of polls that show him losing to former president trump. and to add insult to injury, fox news has brand new polls tonight and for president biden there are no bright spots. the chief correspondent jonathan hunt is live to kind of...

a very good evening to you. im abby phillip. tonight the entire planet is paying tribute to the queen of rock n roll, the one and only tina turner gone at the age of 83. a superstar for the ages, and we reflect in a moment on one of the biggest voices and losses in music history. but first, we begin with the developments in the 2024 presidential race, the man viewed as the biggest tlept to donald trump for the republican nomination. he just made it official on trumps old turf, twitter....