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To deal with russia. We want to talk about all of this with abby phillip and audie cornish, who are here now. Abby, whats your take away . I think what youre raising about abortion really speaks to something that i could not ignore, which was that this was a republican audience in the state of iowa about the republican caucuses. But she was speaking to a national audience. She was really trying to present herself, i think very differently from many of her other colleagues in this race. But she w...

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an escalation in the political fight over immigration. yes, we will help facilitate that transport. florida governor ron desantis taking credit for sending airplanes carrying migrants from san antonio, texas, to marthas vineyard. 49 people, millions of dollars, for what? because if i want to make a point by inconveniencing not just the people im dumping but inconveniencing the people that im going to dump them on, thats a perfect place to do it in. this was extremely deliberate. these ...

near. >> you believe theres enough evidence? >> they wont indict if theres enough evidence. >> former attorney general bill barr reiterating his belief that the former president is likely to be indicted for refusing to return classified materials. the latest developments connected to the mar-a-lago documents. this comes as a key witness in multiple investigations into donald trump, finally gives testimony to a grand jury. meanwhile, chris christie officially jumps into the 2024 race fo...

>> ha ha, happy tuesday everyone, i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld who im told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at some of the new years resolutions from some famous names and faces. for example, president joe biden, his new years resolution? continue to cheat death. hunter biden. find that envelope i left somewhere in the white house. commander the dog, eat more salads and fewer secret service agents. kamala harr...