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the kids. happy birthday, grandpa. i said great. a got 400 years of proximity. add them all up. a fake 400 years. thank you, darling. that is so nice. its a wonderful birthday. we are going to make it into the greatest birthday of all. when caught, hillary then deleted and acid wash. nobody does that because of the expense, but its pretty conclusive. 33,000 e-mails in defiance of a congressional subpoena. they already launch the subpoena. it was there when she decided to delete, acid w...

television. trans tuesday. wait a minute, im not tuesday, im saturday. >> greg: welcome to trans tuesday, im your host, angela lanesbury. tonights topic, jaws drop after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden, a transgender influencer bared her breast on the lawn. ♪ >> are we topless at the white house? >> greg: i know what you might be thinking, what a bunch of boobs. seriously, who invites these idiots. the only thing influencers influence, they are to credibility wh...

fable, the media who cried trump. that guy mbert came down the es anmud beat hillary clinton likea the mule she is, the media treated him like hitler 9/11. unlike hillary, he didnt kill anyoneco. russian collusion, lets drink p bleach, the moon landing. accordin g to the media, the walls were always closing in. we got them this time with rob rheiner every week, only thing closing in were meatheads arteries.s. s stick reputation on bringing in them down and if america had to fall to bri...

now we are in the middle of a similar fable, the media, robert rocha. ever since that guy came down as escalator and beat hillary clinton like the rented mule she is, the media has treated him like hitler times 911. which is weird because unlike hillary, he did not kill anyone. [laughter] you know the hoaxes, russian collusion, the pee tape, the moon landing. according to the media, the walls were always closing in. we got him this time with tweeted hollywood networks almost every week...

>> and welcome to hannityrld of and also welcome to the upside down world of your liberalp is democratic socialist party. where right is wrong? up is down and. pushing out harvards president for plagiarism and anti-semitis m is racist. p this is a democratic party that you dont laterally nowcant remove certain candidates from ballots and they cals anl democy a party obsessed with january 54 six, but still referring to thel 574 riots in the summer of 2020a as mostly peaceful, a summer o...

yet i need to have his allies have followed him to the exit. maybe its not so much a master or an epic strop. that fan all five, boris johnson has defined our times. a man with an enormous ability to create and to destroy. his enemies can never truly be sure he is gone. so what his does his decision to walk me now for the conservatives? and does really matter to the country any? grant shapps is live with us along with labours david lammy who wants boriss old job as foreign secretary. w...

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♪ >> greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new directors not just any woman, no, shes a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind whos idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. ...

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