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similar fable, the media, robert rocha. ever since that guy came down as escalator and beat hillary clinton like the rented mule she is, the media has treated him like hitler times 911. which is weird because unlike hillary, he did not kill anyone. [laughter] you know the hoaxes, russian collusion, the pee tape, the moon landing. according to the media, the walls were always closing in. we got him this time with tweeted hollywood networks almost every week. when the only things closing...

♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! yes! yes, indeed! ha ha ha ha! happy monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your home and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood. now imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice? if the answer is yes, then youre normal. if the answer is no, youre joe biden. [laughter] >> greg: because how the hell did he not know his secretary of defense was missing for four full day...

>> i would rather lose by telling the truth than lie in order to win. >> chris christie drops out with no endorsement. >> anyone who is unwilling to say that he is unfit to be president of the united states is unfit themselves to be president of the united states. >> as the rest of the field panders to maga. >> dont just build the wall. bill both walls. >> anthony, you are fired. >> tonight, what christies departure means to the race in our party led by an indicted front runner. >> sit...

super durp jourduper journalism super durp duper journalism super duper journalism awards. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i dont know. so this is where we honor writers who impress us with their brave journalistic pursuits and tonights winner, we get right to it, jeremy bailey a writer for the rap an entertainment web site. friday he broke a major story about a famous tv anchor saying something shockingly disgusting to a co-anchor. i believe we have tape of what actually caused the uproar. >> a lot ...

today, a senior commander with the islamist hezbollah movement was reportedly killed in an apparent israeli drone strike in southern lebanon. and israels prime minister benjamin netanyahu was on the northern border today, where he signalled that he is prepared, if necessary, to escalate military operations in lebanon, with 80,000 israelis now displaced from their homes. to the south, the death toll in gaza, stands at 23,000, according to the hamas—run health ministry. and so intense ...

begin with a fox news alert. we have just been notified within the last few minutes that the united states, along with our allies in the u.k. have begun striking the iran-backed houthi group inside of yemen. now, we do not know the extent of these strikes but they come after the houthis have been launching missiles and one way drones on u.s. positions and commercial vessels in the middle east now for a number of months. picking up in recent days in fact this action by the administratio...

as well. marc thiessen, andy mccarthy, nicole parker and juan william following along as we watch this play out in real time live this afternoon as we wait for the president to finish and to come out. first to mark meredith live there outside the courthouse in miami. hello there. hi, mark. >> martha, hello to you. the story at this hour is two very different scenes. the former president with his legal team and across the aisle the special counsel and the justice department ready to beg...

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trans tuesday. >> hey wait a minute im not tuesday im saturday. >> greg: welcome to trans tuesday. im your host angela lansbury. >> tyrus: how dare you. >> greg: i did it for you ithank you. >> greg: tonights topic jaws dropped after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden at a pride event on saturday a transgender influencer bared her breasts on the south lawn. >> hi, mr. president. >> how are you. >> it is an honor trans rights are human rights. ♪ ♪ >> are we toples...

hello, and welcome to "inside politics." im dana bash. we begin with breaking news. the man who massacred jews at a pittsburgh synagogue is now staring down the death penalty. a jury just found that shooter guilty on multiple counts nearing 40 counts so far, they are still reading in that courtroom. it includes capital offenses and hate crimes. i want to go outside the courtroom. thats where we have danny freeman live in pittsburgh. danny, what are you hearing so far president bush. >>...