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>> greg: were going to have a good time. yes, yes, keep going. dont stop you bastards. all right. thank you. happy, happy new year, everyone. wow. its been quite a year, cue the nexio. >> 2024 a look back. >> greg:. >> greg: its been some year that 2024. it went so fast. so lets look back, shall we? well, first theres this from last years new years eve. ♪ im not a part of the maga agenda ♪ >> greg: i didnt know green day tribute bands were a thing and they all and to be middle-aged...

this is americas late news. fox news at night. and breaking tonight, the new evidence is very strong that voters are not happy and the anger appears to be across the political spectrum. young, old, black, hispanic. the numbers for president biden are getting worse and when you have a lot of ground to make up in the new year, solutions seem to be few and far between t senior national correspondent kevin corke is live in dc with the very latest on this kevin good evening. >> reporter: ha...

>> john: we are awaiting the first white house briefing of 2024 as president biden begins the new year blaming congress for the chaos happening at our southern border. and while the white house takes to the podium, house republicans are in texas in what is expected to be the largest congressional delegation to visit the border. welcome back, hope you had a great holiday. >> sandra: good to be back with you. house speaker mike johnson and more than 50 republicans will be in eagle pass, ...

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joe biden invited in, theyre here. i havent seen this many single men since they dug up kats backyard. biting him in the ass, like hes backed into a hungry brian steltzer. faith-based spaces for fans will shelter up to 19 single adult illegal aliens each, thats 50 times 19. what does that amount to, kat? >> just kidding! >> greg: im sorry. unnecessary, really. well have a meeting after. i think that is less than a thousand, last week over twice that many arrived in new york. any other ...

>> and welcome to hanna. tonight, we begin with a fox news alert. the epsteiwslert,n files, they e been released, and we are now learning the names of more thaan 150 individuals allegedly an 150associated with the powerl convicted . that includes formeresident president bill clinton. now coming up, well get reaction tonight from pam bondi. markon. will get from p geragosd alan dershowitz, who once represented epstein in courte lt and whose name appears on the list. he will join us. . s...

with environmental issues. it is about socialism, we will have more on that in a moment. also, one of our favorite senators we love john kennedy of louisiana. [applause] >> he will be here tonight with reaction to bidens latest attempt to ban yet another popular kitchen appliance. they wants my stove. they want my air conditioner. im telling you over my dead body [cheers and applause] >> also, evidence that democratic voters are ready to move on from joey and seriously weighing our opt...

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or on drugs, the war on poverty and so on, but not real war. its a half a world away. both sides talk funny and those slobs on the view, never talked about it. so uh, i dont get to make fat jokes. but why is that ? well war is like a 401k. dont check on it until you cash out. maybe people will care when our army doesnt have any bullets left. but its worth pointing out that admits this silence. there are two men on opposite sides of politics, who are actually speaking up, saying that th...