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Here’s the thing – you cannot claim to both oppose Putin and fight global warming. Of course, Putin exists and global warming is a giant scam designed to separate you

As adults, maybe it’s time to stop this creepy eterno-adolescence that manifests itself in a weird infatuation with children’s entertainment. And it’s not just the bizarre retardation of the maturity

  Share   Tweet The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. Source: AP Photo/Evan Vucci Wait, if the GOP is in a “civil war” because two preening goobers are dancing for nickels on MSNBC and on the pages of the WaPo, how bummed are the Democrats right now that half their caucus is going full Hamas? Never go full Hamas. And if the whole “insurrection” nonsense was not bad enough, we now have the revelation – shockin...

If you’re a Democrat, you have to be thinking about a Harris/Cheney ticket in 2024 because the * administration is a complete disaster. And not just on policy. Obama‘s administration was a policy disaster, but it was at least a competently implemented disaster. The Zombie Administration is a disaster in both form and substance. What has this desiccated, old weirdo achieved in his six weeks of semiconsciousness in the Oval Office? Well, there’s putting tens of thousands of American...

If you’re a Democrat, you have to be thinking about a Harris/Cheney ticket in 2024 because the * administration is a complete disaster. And not just on policy. Obama‘s administration was a policy disaster, but it was at least a competently implemented disaster. The Zombie Administration is a disaster in both form and substance. What has this desiccated, old weirdo achieved in his six weeks of semiconsciousness in the Oval Office? Well, there’s putting tens of thousands of Americans out of...

There’s nothing more tiresome than hackneyed references to The Matrix, except for the constant propaganda we’re hosed down with by the Establishment and its media lackeys about how everything is groovy in our totally free, free enterprise paradise of freedom and happiness and more freedom. Some of us have been woke for a while, having realized the undeniable truth that the system is rigged for the benefit of a garbage ruling class, whose sole accomplishment is to perpetuate a paradigm in w...

Tweet "The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States and yet lands only in Europe." Or at least thats how it used to be. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik) Insanity Wrap needs to know: What do you do with a billionaire who brags that the guy he voted for is bad for business? Answer: Seriously. We need to know. Because tar and feathers are just so unfashionable. Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap. A different billionaire — Warren Buffett — ge...

There’s no hoarier cliché than to submit a column full of the predictions as your last column of the year, and since I like my clichés hoary, here’s a column full of my 2021 predictions as my last column of the year.  I predict pain. 10.  No Krakens. Sorry. Let’s get this out-of-the-way. I predict President Asterisk will be inaugurated in January despite the massive cheating and incompetence that stole the election from the American people. Yeah, I know it’s not fair or right, but t...