Asteroid Thing News Today

>> tucker: let me pause you and say im going to take that off the list, we are going to pass that to future generations. fair? >> totally fair. the asteroid thing, if dwayne the rock johnson is ready to do the movie, im ready to do the movie but weve had the movie like six times. theres an asteroid thats going to pass by us in ten years but its going to be 19,000 miles away. we might not even notice that its going to go by, its definitely going to give nasa something to study when it goes past u...

>> tucker: let me pause you and say im going to take that off the list, we are going to pass that to future generations. fair? >> totally fair. the asteroid thing, if dwayne the rock johnson is ready to do the movie, im ready to do the movie but weve had the movie like six times. theres an asteroid thats going to pass by us in ten years but its going to be 19,000 miles away. we might not even notice that its going to go by, its definitely going to give nasa something to study when it goes past u...

Cement penises in your front yard. >> i was thinking of the steroid thing. >> i am for giant pea nusss anywhere. >> dont hang around bill. >> bill, -- i mean jedediah, do you have a problem with this? >> i dont, and i dont understandment if you look at the im -- image there is not a house in sight for miles. how big is this gargoyle park that it is bothering people? look at that. i dont see a house in the near distance. if the gargoyle is nine feet tall it cant be tiny. it has to be true to size...

Now alex rodriguezs cousin is auctioning off his world series ring. there are 39 days until the auction. the highest bid is more than $30,000. a-rod has made a couple of millions, maybe a-rod doesnt like the guy because of the whole steroid thing. couple of college baseball teams got after it. fisticuffs. a little animosity. uc-riverside and sacramento trading punches during the game. three players were ejected. all three players will be suspended four games apiece. always good television, but...

>>arthur: what is slap on the wrist. >>shepard: brian has been discovering this steroid thing. a little community service, less than lindsay lohan. >>arthur: i am shocked by that. because of the scrutiny of the media, really, of the world. this guy is a leader, and nothing. literally, a slap on the wrist. not one day. and that is lying to a grand jury which, you know, martha stewart went to jail for six months. >>randy: im not the least bit surprised. i would have thought it was unfair and he wa...