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July 7, 2024
The Historic Town of lahaina, popular with tourists, laid to waste. Officials now saying at least 36 people have been killed, an untold number missing. Bodies washing up after people jumped into the ocean to escape the flames. Thousands forced to evacuate. Chaos at the airport as tourists race to escape. President biden declaring a major disaster. Our team in the Fire Zone Tonight in maui. Also tonight, the deal to release Five Americans detained in iran. Its part of a prisoner swap. Who or what...
July 7, 2024
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July 7, 2024
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July 7, 2024
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July 7, 2024
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August 10, 2023
An informal deal to freeze irans nuclear program, which official sources say is only weeks away from having enough fuel for a weapon. lester? >> andrea, thanks. there is a video tonight between fbi agents and a utah man who allegedly threatened to kill president biden. peter alexander has that story. >> reporter: this video was taken during the deadly confrontation. fbi agents seen surrounding the home of suspect craig robertson, who is not visible in the footage, when suddenly -- >> the s.w.a...
December 5, 2021
Truths. >> im not saying the irs is a likable organization but not everything thats important is likable. think of our government as a body. the irs is the anus. its nobodys favorite part, but you need that thing working properly or everything goes to [ bleep [ real quick. >> the comic has become the person who pulls back the curtain to show the world that -- >> do you see that this is happening. we didnt make this up. this wasnt a funny idea that we had. this is whats happening. >> the constitu...