News headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheering and applause] [theme music playing] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good one for you tonight. Newark mayor cory booker will be joining us, but lets begin tonight as i really should begin almost every night, with an apology. Weve had a bit of fun here over the years concerning what is commonly referred to this time of year as the war on christmas where a small band of 70 of the country have fought tirelessly for the right to openly celebrate the feast day of their lords birth, to have a mass on that day honoring their christ, a mass christ, if you will. [laughter] now, we have poked fun at this, saying such things as, there is no war on christmas or youre [bleeped] crazy. [laughter] classic wit. That was before i realized what these poor folks have been going through. This is the thing about atheists, they bully other religions. Theyre trying to put their hands in my religi
So you dont know. So what are these atheist bullies want . Im assuming a dictatorship of godlessness. Were stopping the government from preferring one religion over another. We demand equality from the government and its our constitutional right. You should be demanding it along with me. Jon yes we should because you are perhaps technically correct, although im still not sure how your local manger scene Enforcement Program is going to get you to that goal. But you know what, maybe that godless man is right. Maybe the government should force communities to make sure all religions are given exactly, exactly equal treatment, even lutherans. Perhaps as i setle into my normal midshow nap, i can ponder what a wonderful, equitable world that would be. [snoring] [speaking in a ghost voice] jon, jon jon who are you . [speaking in a ghost voice] im the ghost of christmas past. Jon why are you dressed as a kinky zombie . Your ghost form is always wearing what you die in. Jon did you die from auto
Stand by me if thou most compelling don the peasant who is he wearing what his dwelling underneath the mountains right against the forest by st. Agnes fountain and bring me blush and bring me love thou and i will see him dine when we bear thither. Force they went together and the bitter weather stars at night is darker now and the wind grows stronger fails my heart i know not how i can go no longer dress thou boldly thou shall find the winters rage freeze thy bloodless cold therefore, christian men be sure stephen good night. [cheers and applause] from cod news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheering and applause] [theme music playing] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good one for you tonight. Newark mayor cory booker will be joining us, but lets begin tonight as i really should begin almost every night, with an apology. Weve had a bit of fun here over the years concerning what is commonly referred to this time of yea
News headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheering and applause] [theme music playing] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good one for you tonight. Newark mayor cory booker will be joining us, but lets begin tonight as i really should begin almost every night, with an apology. Weve had a bit of fun here over the years concerning what is commonly referred to this time of year as the war on christmas where a small band of 70 of the country have fought tirelessly for the right to openly celebrate the feast day of their lords birth, to have a mass on that day honoring their christ, a mass christ, if you will. [laughter] now, we have poked fun at this, saying such things as, there is no war on christmas or youre [bleeped] crazy. [laughter] classic wit. That was before i realized what these poor folks have been going through. This is the thing about atheists, they bully other religions. Theyre trying to put their hands in my religi
Where a small band of 70 of the country have fought tirelessly for the right to openly celebrate the feast day of their lords birth, to have a mass on that day honoring their christ, a mass christ, if you will. [laughter] now, we have poked fun at this, saying such things as, there is no war on christmas or youre [bleeped] crazy. [laughter] classic wit. That was before i realized what these poor folks have been going through. This is the thing about atheists, they bully other religions. Theyre trying to put their hands in my religion. Its about being intolerant to the nature of tradition in this country. This ends up being about bullies. Theyre being bullies. What are christians supposed to do . Turn the other cheek. Oh, oh, no, wrong jesus, my friend. There is a problem in america with the christian forces being weak. Thats right. Im telling you, bill, wimpy pastors produce wimpy christians. They see jesus as this little wimpy guy who walked around plucking daises and eating birdseed.