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the police were summonedded lee years ago by a family member who said the high school dropout had lettenned to kill everyone. -- threatened to kill everyone. the officers seized 16 knives, a cager and a sword, and thats about it. how is that possible? they could have arrested them for the threat, they can have slapped his name on a no-gun purchase list. instead, he was able to to legally buy 5 guns, a glock pistol and without that failure those seven people in a parade on independence ...

russia collusion, ukrainian phone call, alleged hush money payments to stormy daniels. never-trumpers always think they have the former president right where they want him. the aftermath of the mar-a-lago raid, it has been no different. >> lets about trumpers reaction which has been which is to throw any criticism back in the face of the doj. do you get the sense he feels like the walls are closing in? >> i think he is very worried. i dont think hell admit it. i think for the first tim...

four p.m. on thursday. the group reentereded the building. accounts vary as to what exactly happened next , but it seems clear that colberts employees werees let inside by an ally within the building that would be a freshmanou member of congress from massachusetts called jake auchinclosssja. once on federal property, colbert completed what they came to do, which was disruptpts the business of congress and apparently were not subtle about doing itng, poundeder on doors and yelled whatev...

the e.u. cutting off 90% of russian oil imports. >> bill: check out the gas station in l.a. near hollywood. thats not a movie. thats $8.05 a gallon. >> julie: we need a new word for sticker shock. when you drive up and see that. making matters worse is the nationwide labor shortage. now we are anticipating brand-new numbers out this morning at 10:00 a.m. eastern time. the numbers are expected to show 11 1/2 million job openings in this country. that is nearly twice as many jobs as ther...

top six bucks this summer and stocks getting rocked with new warnings in america, are we headed for a deep recession. and parents still very frustrated that the president waited until yesterday evening to directly deal with the baby formula shortage. the end result to all this only 25% of americans think the country is headed in the right direction. top republican kevin mccarthy says it has to do with a lack of leadership. >> everything this president has touched, he has failed at but ...

enjoying an afternoon snack. ♪♪ [laughter] ♪♪ >> greg: you know i hope ultimately the extensions come out okay. either way i think kats going to be a brunette for a week. disgusting. which reminds me, do you know what its time for? send the writers home, this next story writes itself. seriously youre all fired. pack your things and get the hell out. >> greg: this will make your blood boil if you have any blood left after it shoots out of your eyeballs. this is an unbelievable s...

Have two kids and i dont have a husband and i dont have errands fo runr either. Effortlessness and ease of my life really payd eas off. N we american women celebrating noin husbands, no children. Plus, happy labor day. Labor day, not working holiday. If you want to know i what conventional wisdom is in washington, watch this sunday morninn g. Political talk shows this is where the Credentialed Class S whe thcompetes in group think. If you Say Something unpredictable or againstif you the grain, i...

Jesse fox news alert. Israels Ground Invasion of gaza has begun. Tanks are in the strip. Theyre Launching Raids against hamas targets all over the border. The Israeli Government says tonight is the night. They will feel the wrath. All the International Community that saw the crimes, atrocity that hamas is responsible for, we are going to destroy hamas, in doing so eradicating a despicable enemy of all humanity. Israel naval battalion conducted a egyseige. Watch. Why did israel wait so long . Sou...

Carley a fox news alert, israel is responding to threats from two borders this a lebanon border, while iran is also making threats. You are watching fox and friends. First on this tuesday morning. Im carley shimkus. And im todd piro. President biden headed to israel tomorrow as meet with arab leaders, including the Palestinian Authority president , about the humanitarian crisis in gaza. The white house says the trip will also serve as a warning to other countries in the region not to take advant...

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