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in his report on the biden classified documents investigation. now, while hur ultimately decided not to charge biden for mishandling the classified documents going back decades, the bigger news was what his team uncovered about the presidents mental faculties or lack thereof. the 345 page document is the must-read tell-all of the day. complete with gems like this. he, the president, did not remember when he was vice president. forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ...

during the visit assuring that u.s. and china dont veer into conflict. lucas tomlinson is ticking things off for us, hey, lucas. >> ahead of the trip to china, proib president biden appearing to downplay the chinese balloon on the week long odyssey across the country. including flying over american nuclear missile bases. >> i dont think the leadership knew where it was and knew what was in it and knew what was going on. i think it was more embarrassing than it was intentional. >> and a...

themselves. >> bill: bill ackman is going after the head of m.i.t. i wish we had more time today. see you in iowa very soon. thank you, governor. >> bundle up, its cold out here. >> bill: thanks for the warning. >> dana: breaking news out of iran. back-to-back explosions at a cemetery. soleimani was killed in a drone strike in 2020. no word on who is behind it. no one has claimed responsibility. well bring you any updates as we get them. -out going harvard university president claudine...

look beautiful in your matching sweaters. >> thank you. happy holiday season. >> carley: second hour of "fox & friends" starts right now. happy holidays, guys. ♪ ♪ giddy up jingle horse ♪ jingle around the clock ♪ a mix and a mingle and jingle ♪ thats the jingle bell rock. [laughter] >> lawrence: im so glad to work here because here we believe in santa. growing up my dad did not tell us about santa. >> lawrence: no. i work all year to buy all these presents do you think im go...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we dont have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat ...

separate shooting incidents. >> banks making big moves to ease the fallout after silicon valley banks collapse. more than $3 billion. new york community bank is expected to buy out a big chunk of signature bank at $2.7 billion. >> at the free throw line. walker comes in. and he scores! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> steve: good morning, syracuse, new york. it is 8:00 in the east. you got 30 degrees for a daytime high of 50. by the way, today is the first full day -- rather the first ...

good morning and welcome to the fourth hour of pox and friends. concern "fox & friends." hey, speaking of usfl, memphis showboats running back alex collins, hes boeing to to show abby hornacek how irish accept dangs has helped with -- step dancing has helped with speed. dance and cross-training has always been part of high-level athletics. pete: and i think were going to do a little bit of that later. rachel: we did step dancing. one of you guys did a jig. pete: were going to bring bac...

but tickets are still available. that didnt land. florida has joined iowa, utah and arkansas to become the fourth state this year to pass universal school choice. its such a big deal it got randi weingarten to finally wash her hair. today governor right side signed a bill disbanding the states education account to all k 12 students regardless of race income background or even zip code. now that they have school choice, floridas parents biggest worry will be that their kids will be eat ...

that he knows the shooter is dead, im still telling him, son, be aware of your surroundings, do you know how to get out of the building? you know, these are conversations we shouldnt have have to be having with our children. jackie ibanez. >> three nine year olds and three faculty members of nashvilles covenant school are dead. >> i was literally moved to tears to see this and the kids being ushered out of the building. we have identified the suspect, a 28-year-old female white, actual...