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Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you very much Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. Im Larry Wilmore. Please have a seat. What a crowd, man. You know its a good crowd when theyre not just going larry. Theyre going, larry larry you okay, man . I appreciate it my brother. I said brother, i said brother. I am Larry Wilmore. Comedian and actor paul scheer is here tonight. Very excited about that. I have to tell you im excited about tonights show. You know what . Because were going to be talking ab...

Im glad you came here. [laughing] larry they no its friday, man. We have a special. We have a musical performance from yg tonight. [cheers and applause] larry he has he is giving donald trump some feedback. [laughing] larry on how his convention went. First, lets bring you up on the rnc last night and check in with the unblack ening. screams [cheers and applause] larry so last night marked the end of the Republican National convention. Its been quite a convention, you guys. From Michelle Obamas ...

And we watch aid man sleep walk through an entire president ial campaign. laughter but in all this chaos, thankfully, there is one pillar of consistency, and that is the National Rifle association. laughter americas largest firearms lobby, and proud retailer of gunshaped mailboxes for when you really want to shoot the messenger. Every election, this organization remind us how powerful they are, and last friday they did it again by getting donald trump to fly to their National Convention in louis...

From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everybody, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight from orange is the new black laverne cox is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause . Trevor but first up, the brexit fallout continues in europe this week, particularly for bore is johnson, the former london mayor who looks like a done donald trump hairchg an allergic reaction...

Arrrrrr rrr look, kyle, cartman is totally miserable, even more miserable than he was before, because hes had his dream and lost it. Its not fair its not fair. I wanna die i wanna die you are up there. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor thank you so much. Welcome to the daily show. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Im trevor no...

Larry i am la larry wilmore. Before we get started, id like to take a moment to say a Little Something about beards. Reporter andrew jones never made anything less than an a his entire four years at amite high school. Jones and a group of students were told they had to shave before they could march across the stage. Jones shaved the sides but chose not to shave the goatee and he wasnt allowed to participate in his own graduation. Larry you know, thats the same reason why chuck todd couldnt walk ...

Thanks to all the ladies and gentlemen in our armed forces. How about a nice round of applause, everybody. Television icon levar burton joins us on panel tonight. Im very excited. All right, guys, you know what time it is. Time to check in with americas efforts to denegrofy the white house. Thats right. Lets see whats happening with the unblackening. Big news today donald trump has now clinched the republican nomination for president. 1,237 delegates are needed and mr. Trump now has 1,238. Larry...

Posted a video of johnson talking about brexit. What was interesting was where they posted it. You see, they put it up on pornhub with the title dumb british blonds [bleep] 15 Million People at once. Now pornhub is apparently leaving the video up which i think is kind of mean. Because you know there are some people who are going to be watching the video and not getting the joke. And theyre just going to be sitting there like come on, come on. K come on where is the pizza guy, come on come on tha...

Rallies are confined to designated zones. Authorities have also glued down pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. Theyve started gluing down their sidewalks . laughter so that protestors cant grab the bricks and throw them . You got to admit, thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence, and it also makes the protestors look weak. laughter ill show you, government strained grunting you know what . Ill just write a letter, and then im gonna go to the gym. Its als...

Million people at once. Now pornhub is apparently leaving the video up which i think is kind of mean. Because you know there are some people who are going to be watching the video and not getting the joke. And theyre just going to be sitting there like come on, come on. K come on where is the pizza guy, come on come on thats mean, pornhub. Lets move to our pain story. The hillry clerch ton campaign. Ever since she clinched the democratic nomination, she has slowly been building up steam. Her pre...