Bad Language News Today

With all due respect to lima bean haters, I think that lima beans deserve respect.

One in 11 million. Those are the odds of dying in a plane crash.

How do multiple-choice tests make you feel? Is this hard to answer? Would it help to have answer choices? OK, let’s try this in multiple-choice format:

Parents are participating in the viral TikTok "bad word challenge" with over 88 million views that has toddlers cursing like a sailor.

When a little girl at daycare couldn't stop cussing, her teacher and mother came up with a unique solution. The girl was permitted to swear at daycare, only while in the bathroom. The daycare owner shared the hilarious footage on TikTok, prompting a discussion about cussing in front of children.

The economy is good. The economy is bad. Inflation is almost over. A recession is coming soon. The economy is improving — maybe. But let’s wait and see.

I looked over the edge. I had a sudden, overwhelming desire to jump. It looked like fun. A lot of fun.

Plagiarism is a topic about which I have written in the past, but I return to it because of recent events — and by recent events, I mean the resignation

The latest casualty is Fruit Stripe gum. In other words, it has been discontinued.

Some things defy logic. And many of the things that defy logic are not exactly positive sorts of things.