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  Caller:  We can just be thankful that this wasn’t a genuine mass movement of 250,000 of disgruntled types practicing civil disobedience like that commie King yapped about back in the day.  Our response to THAT kind of nonsense might have put us in a pickle.      Caller: Yeah, I know, I know. No worries there. The sheep herding Democrats have all that under control and  even that loony “Squad” is finally on board.(more audible guffaws)    Trump: Great, just great!  Those bitch...

by Gary Olson / January 10th, 2021 Caller: Don, as your departure draws near, we’re calling to thank you for your service. As you know we had some serious doubts about you at the outset — loose cannon, unguarded comments, and some crazy foreign policy ideas. But hey, our concerns were short-lived and we’re beyond grateful for the tax breaks, subsidies and deregulation. And your use of faux populism and race-baiting to keep the rabble in line, divert their attention and keep them off our ...