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By the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. The bottom fell out. The biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours t...

Dead. Super tuesday was like Easter Sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since Robert Downey jr. He won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasnt expected to do well. He now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so thats, it wasnt all great news for yoe. Immedia the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. They dont call it super tuesday for nothing by the way, this is my litt...

Thank you. Look, that thank you. Very nice, of you. Anything i can do, for you . [ laughter ] friday night, huh . Yup. Friday its always this way. What is it . Yeah. Can always tell, when youve got a great audience see a lady i see her wearing a tshirt that says abstinence shmabtinence. Make me an offer. [ laughter ] hello, tom. How are ya . Wheres you know where doc is . Yes, i do. Where he what he where hes gonna be, this weekend . Well, hes in phoenix, right now. Wasnt he i thought he was goi...

Well, here we are. Yeah, after two weeks of staying in one hotel after another, it is really great to be back home in our inn. Yeah. Hi i thought i heard your car pull up. Boy, is it great to see you guys. I just got your postcard of the eiffel tower today. It really looks great, but isnt it supposed to be leaning . No, george. Oh, i guess they fixed it. So how have things been here . Oh, you know, same as usual. Nothing ever changes around here. Last week, i was telling my friend dutch did i kn...

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Angelo Pera graduated from business school in 1993. His family went out to dinner in San Francisco to celebrate. As a special memento of that evening, Pera’s mother ordered a bottle of Opus One wine (a joint venture between Baron Philippe de Rothschild and Robert Mondavi) to go with their celebratory dinner. “I knew nothing […]