greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, it s time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were a gassed at the professional comedian, who makes fun at everybody, made fun of them. which seems strange not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still netflix employees staged a walkout. they demanded content warnings to protect their precious feelings when really they re the ones who should come with a content warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads, handle with care, we re [bleep]. [laughter] in other words, they acted just like the censors they claim c
hole and scarf it down so fast because they re so delicious. greg: aren t they the same. kennedy: no the seasonal ones are fresh and the peanut butter is softer and the milk chocolate is creamier. they are delightful so this person has too much time on their hands and probably has a pea nut allergy and taking out the frustrations on corporate america. greg: now we re going to get letters kennedy from the peanut allergy people. there are like ten angry ones. joe: we know how to take care of them. [laughter] joe: i m going to go ahead and disagree with kennedy greg. people take their candy very seriously. i m not going to mention any names. but i will say this, that the only thing scary about those ghost candies was the risk of diabetes and i don t like it. i don t like it one bit. this is a strive for justice. this is right up there with brown versus the board of education and gideon versus wainwright. we need our candy to have truthful advertising.
what i want is the porn version. they re usually on top of this stuff. i mean, there s been a few of them, winnie the pooh and maybe now him and mini have sex and mickey s a cuck in the corner. i would love to see that. the porn industry is really late on the draw on this one, they re usually first to grab something. greg: they re usually first on the technology i found often by accident. kennedy, you know what i was thinking, to kat s point it s so unoriginal they should insert mickey into sit-coms like they did with cousin oliver on the brady bunch. kennedy: yeah remember they brought him in to be cute because cindy grew old. greg: everybody grew up so they threw him in there and then he died. kennedy: it was a tragic death torn apart by a homicidal mouse. it is part of the brady bunch lore. thank you for bringing that up that is part of our nation s history that we shouldn t be tearing down like status of
on laughter. and we need that so badly. we re in such annoyingly serious times so you need people who are just going to kick life in the balls, greg. greg: yes, kick em in the balls. kennedy: right in the balls. [cheers and applause]. kennedy: thank you. greg: joe, good to see you. joe: good to see you as well, greg. greg: yeah. does dave chappelle inspire you to start doing comedy? joe: hardy har, greg. [laughter] greg: you wrote that question, didn t snub. joe: greg, i deny all knowledge of that question but i will say this. courage is contagious like gonorrhea. you know what i m talking about. greg: yeah. joe: but i am not lacking for courage. i have larger balls than a papa palates studio. it s funny to me though that chappelle mentioned an andy kauffman reference because andy kauffman was the inner gender
kennedy: 1997 to 2012. greg: thank you young lady. kennedy: this is millennials so no, that is gen-z. greg: is this one of those tabloid stories where we all just pick up stock photos of people shooting [bleep] their hoed and they foe oh, we have a story, we have a story. what s wrong with me kat: no, i think that s what it is. i am a millennial. i don t care how i age. greg: no? you don t kat: like men aren t going to want to have sex with me anymore? don t threaten me with a good time. [laughter] greg: that is true, as men age it s not a pretty sight. what? speaking the truth. kat: just fainted. greg: i know kat: what do you mean old men aren t hot? greg: they all can t look like me kennedy. kennedy, you have two daughters. kennedy: i do. that i know of greg. [laughter]