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guy doing that and all of it looks an awful lot like something else we saw this week. yeah, i am talking about vangder pump rules on fox news you would never hear about this from gutfeld because it came out after 1972 but the bravo reality show centered around l.a. restaurant has been in the news a lot lately. because of this bar tender on bar tender cheating scandal and bar tenders probably cheat on each other all of the time, i mean, some bar tenders are probably out there cheating o...

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lot like something else we saw this week. all who spent years riding hard for each other, just tearing each other apart. yourself. cheese grater. you. youre disgusting. and i wish nothing but the worst. ever happen to a person on you. it was wild and i dont know when well see something like it again. at least not until the first republican primary debate. i mean, its already getting messy. we got pence, who stood by trumps side scandal after scandal now running against him and saying t...

♪ >> greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, its time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans pe...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes, yes, yes! happy tuesday everybody. so really it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. they seem to be everywhere blocking traffic, closing bridges, chanting at train stations. but the jokes on them. i travel only by helicopter. but, oh, how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are, mayor pete? idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings and super gluing themselves to the wall. remember that knucklehead who glued his hand to a...

so another government agency has concluded that covid came from a lab. i know and we have a photo of that lab right here. although reports indicate. yet the sun the revelation comes in the u.s. energy department of first thought was welcome to the party you clueless [bleep]. [laughter] sorry i was off a few days im cranky but how is this news? also who gives a about what the apartment of energy it thinks about anything other than energy? i can hardly wait to see with the department of ...

but tickets are still available. that didnt land. florida has joined iowa, utah and arkansas to become the fourth state this year to pass universal school choice. its such a big deal it got randi weingarten to finally wash her hair. today governor right side signed a bill disbanding the states education account to all k 12 students regardless of race income background or even zip code. now that they have school choice, floridas parents biggest worry will be that their kids will be eat ...

to be funny. >> that was great, thats never happened before. >> greg: the set up gets a joke. well, when you run out of white racists, like doritos youve got to make more. and that means its time for... ♪ >> this guy blows, brought to you by sugar free candy ruining halloween since 1962. ♪ >> greg: i dont think thats real. yep, charles blow is the worst writer in america. its either him or the guy who keeps writing dwarf on my office door. tyrus. but blow, whose name is short for b...

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What if i lied on my personal ad photos and made something look smaller? [laughter] >> greg: kat, did you notice -- do you ever look at the wrappers when youre buying halloween candy? >> kat: i dont buy candy. >> greg: no, you dont, do you? you dont buy candy. >> kennedy: i watched you eat an entire bag of high chews a. the airport >> kat: thats true. oh, and by the way, dont ever do that. dont ever eat an entire family sized back of high chews. >> greg: have you ever eaten an entire cadbury egg...