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Its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for tuning in my name is jimmy fallon and i appreciate you being here this on monday night. We have a big show john legend is here. We also have Mike Birbiglia. And then john legend is going to perform a track off his new album bigger love tonight on the show happy monday to everybody and thanks again for watching. Honey, do you think maybe we should do another ask the ...

Bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle, musical guest randy newman and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy welcome everybody to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching what a show we have for you tonight. Oh, also, im going to debut my new zoom camera. I have a new zoom camera it doesnt quite work. Its a little wide angled and its weird but you got to you got to try you got to try new things and see what works and what doesnt work and al...

Selfquarantine. I want to thank you all for doing your job and staying at home i know we dont get enough thanks for doing this. On behalf of my family i want to thank you for staying at home and doing your part. Well get through this i want to thank everybody whos been watching and the great feedback weve been getting. I think i read all these different charitable things that are habit. Fantastic. I saw ali. Servers can get paid i love that you do that. Daniel hume was a great chef of the restau...

President trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his finances before the 2020 election. And said that people will be shocked that the numbers are many, many times what you think. Okay, but anything times zero is zero [ laughter ] [ applause ] duchess Meghan Markle attended the u. S. Open this weekend to support her friend serena williams. Meanwhile, the queen went to the jets game. [ laughter ] a man on a mission to visit every starbucks in the world, last week visited his ...

Discuss a peace agreement. And if youre wondering where we are as a nation, my first thought was, i dont know, ill believe it when i hear it from the taliban. [ laughter ] the Washington Post has published a new article calling former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren frenemies. Even crazier, they referred to john delaney and Michael Bennett as candidates. [ laughter ] President Trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his finances before the 2020 election...

Also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. Like most people President Trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if theres one thing american loves, its a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on dancing ...

Fuck sully. [ laughter ] turns out i owe all women a huge apology. You can apparently handle things a million times better than any man ever. As most of you know, im in the process of getting my pilots license, and i made a recording of how i believe i would handle the very same situation. [ laughter ] under my command, not one passenger made it out alive. Not one. Goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah...

[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, thank you very much please, have a seat. Welcome. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. You guys, we have Ashton Kutcher on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause iteen a ird few years for ashton people keep waiting for him to pop out of the white house and yell, you just got punkd sorry [ laughter ] so glad youre all here with me tonight. Theres a ...

The taliban at camp david to discuss a peace agreement. And if youre wondering where we are as a nation, my first thought was, i dont know, ill believe it when i hear it from the taliban. [ laughter ] the Washington Post has published a new article calling former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren frenemies. Even crazier, they referred to john delaney and Michael Bennett as candidates. [ laughter ] President Trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his fina...

And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories...