Also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. Like most people President Trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if theres one thing american loves, its a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on dancing with the stars and it wasnt entirely pretty. His partner a former champ described him as dancing at a prepreschool level. The judge said of a performance is it was like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. Trevor damn the judges did not like spicers dancing or at least thats how it sounded last night. But today sean spicer said it was actually the best performance they had ever seen of all time. laughter honestly, i think spicer will be perfect for dancing with the stars. Pretend you kno
Fuck sully. [ laughter ] turns out i owe all women a huge apology. You can apparently handle things a million times better than any man ever. As most of you know, im in the process of getting my pilots license, and i made a recording of how i believe i would handle the very same situation. [ laughter ] under my command, not one passenger made it out alive. Not one. Goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out as always, wow lets do it our guests tonight are the creators and stars of south side right here on Comedy Central, Bashir Salahuddin and diallo riddle are joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on toda
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, thank you very much please, have a seat. Welcome. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. You guys, we have Ashton Kutcher on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause iteen a ird few years for ashton people keep waiting for him to pop out of the white house and yell, you just got punkd sorry [ laughter ] so glad youre all here with me tonight. Theres a lot going on right now. It is fashion week here in new york city. [ cheers and applause yeah you can tell its fashion week because earlier today i watched a rat eat the cheese off a a pizza and toss away the he was like, no carbs no carbs this week [ laughter ] no carbs. A lot of interesting clothing comes out during fashion week. I saw that neimanmarcus just unveiled a pair of jeans for 462 take a look at these things. [ laughter ] thats real. Thats real. Thats real. Thats the travolta fit. One
The taliban at camp david to discuss a peace agreement. And if youre wondering where we are as a nation, my first thought was, i dont know, ill believe it when i hear it from the taliban. [ laughter ] the Washington Post has published a new article calling former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren frenemies. Even crazier, they referred to john delaney and Michael Bennett as candidates. [ laughter ] President Trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his finances before the 2020 election. And said that people will be shocked that the numbers are many, many times what you think. Okay, but anything times zero is zero [ laughter ] [ applause ] duchess Meghan Markle attended the u. S. Open this weekend to support her friend serena williams. Meanwhile, the queen went to the jets game. [ laughter ] a man on a mission to visit every starbucks in the world, last week visited his 15,000th location in peru what do you know, they finally spelled his name right
And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories above times square did you see that and they did it. Even more impressive, they were stuck behind a slowwalking group of tourists. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy is that the m m store, honey [ laughter ] things got really tense. At one point, they almost fell when their buzzer from bubba gump shrimp started vibrating. [ light laughter ] theyre like, our tables ready. Get off this wire lets get to some news here. Everybodys still on edge about the u. S. And iran. I guess after iran shot down ou