Basic Bitches News Today

Johnny and Mike bring the party to beautiful downtown Barryville for their Season One Grand Finale, recorded live in front of friends and fans beneath the camel at the fabulous Barryville Oasis! Local superstar Melissa Gilbert brings the charm, and punk rock icons Basic Bitches bring the noise, Mike quixotically challenges Timothy Busfield to a whiffle ball game, and Tiffany Diamond gives a shout-out to local bikers! Meanwhile, Johnny reminisces about seeing Madonna on Johnny Carson!

Of all the brittle little pieces that make up the gorgeous mosaic of my identity — straight, male, nerd, itinerant drinker, mildly observant Jew — one shines brighter than the others. Ask me who I am, or what I see when I plumb the depths of my soul, and I will say, with pride and glee, just this: Je suis a Basic Bitch.