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Managed hillary clintons e-mail traffic. there is no evidence at this point that bill or chelsea or anybody elses e-mails were managed by that company at that point. but the story is moving so fast and changing so fast. who knows what the next press conference will be, what kind of jokes shell be making about. that maybe there is a bathroom joke we havent heard yet. >> david, thank you so much. i think actually, chris, the question that a lot of people are going to be asking is what david just a...

I fell. [ laughter ] >> greg, you said they tell you when you feel like you are being threatened to cower. who is they? >> the person that is terrorizing me usually. >> she is doing it again. somebody call somebody. >> i dont see anything. did you see anything? >> i dont see nothing. >> nicky, did you see anything? >> i love this sort of thing. [ laughter ] >> 50 shades of black. >> whoa! >> that is how do you it. first of all you do it on the fly, you dont write it down. you make a reference to...

>> larry: all right. give me a bathroom joke. >> uh -- >> larry: any one of your sarah silverman repertoire. >> of my personal jokes? >> larry: any joke. just give me a joke. >> i love this joke. its an old jewish joke. is that good? >> larry: okay. >> the kid comes home from school and he says, mom, mom, i got a part in the school play! im playing the jewish husband. and the mother said, you march back to that school and tell them you want a speaking role. >> larry: thats a funny joke. you wrot...

>> larry: join the world. get in line. >> i just feel im a better fit. im sorry. >> larry: well, you are jewish. thats a help. youre younger. >> mm-hmm. suspenders bring out my broad shoulders. >> larry: youve got to interview people about subjects and sometimes you cant get risque. and sometimes youve got to be very serious, and sometimes youve got to discuss world events and sometimes great medical issues. think about it, sarah, ponder. ponder. still want to do it? >> yes. >> larry: no. >> no....