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Greg: hey tom we keep hearing about americas utopia. whats the new show, comparing it to america at used to -- utopian university. venezuela is real life use topia going on right now. >> air focused on america. its like anti-nationalism. they are critical people but they dont want to see the sadness in the world. things here are actually quite good. greg: venezuela cant afford toilet paper. and thats because socialism is pure. [applause] >> i love the bathroom jokes.

Greg: hey tom we keep hearing about americas utopia. whats the new show, comparing it to america at used to -- utopian university. venezuela is real life use topia going on right now. >> air focused on america. its like anti-nationalism. they are critical people but they dont want to see the sadness in the world. things here are actually quite good. greg: venezuela cant afford toilet paper. and thats because socialism is pure. [applause] >> i love the bathroom jokes.

About americas utopia. whats the new show, comparing it to america at used to -- utopian university. venezuela is real life use topia going on right now. >> air focused on america. its like anti-nationalism. they are critical people but they dont want to see the sadness in the world. things here are actually quite good. greg: venezuela cant afford toilet paper. and thats because socialism is pure. [applause] >> i love the bathroom jokes.

She lost. i mean, she lost. >> trump insisted there was nothing controversial and blamed the mainstream media for distorting it. >> donald is likable. but i gasp when i hear you making bathroom jokes about secretary clinton or anyone. >> well, i think im presidential. i think i have done presidential work. >> joining us to analyze this strange turn, jonah goldburg editor at large and a fox news contributor. susan for the washington examiner and joe trippi, a fox news contributor. how is it, talk...

I know for a fact. last person she wants to be favorability numbers, one of the gone so fast. i think im going to do a great job. i think people like me but they have to hear me. people like me sometimes. >> donald, you are likeable. i will tell you i sort of gasp when i hear you making bathroom jokes about sect clinton or anyone. thats why i wonder is when you have to deal with the independence in a general election, should you get the nomination, is that are you you going to have to change you...

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