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>> so wonderful! yes! i love you, too. happy wednesday, everyone. remember those stories you hear about a firefighter who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burns down? that reminds me of joe and the border. he torches the border and now we are supposed to trust the same guy who started this raging blaze to put it out. its like believing o.j. when he said he was going to find his wifes killer. >> tyrus: hes still looking. >> greg: he is. do we give mo...

i love you, too. i love you. and i love you. happy wednesday, everyone. so one of those stories you hear about a firefighter thr who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burnsemins down. that reminds me of joe and the border mof joe a. he torches the border and now were supposed to trust the samee suppost th guy who sts raging blaze to put it out. out.you know, its like believig o.j. when he said he was going to find his wifes killer. >> hes still looki...

♪ >> greg: yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. happy monday. oh, thank you, thank you. please, just hand your gifts over to the usher. so when the presidents of harvard, mit and the university of pennsylvania are exposed as dumb, dumber and dumbests a great day for all of us. in case you missed it, these three leading educrats were grilled by bratwurst at a tailgate by congress on the issue of genocide. >> specifically calling for the genocide of jews does that constitute bullying or harass...

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1of3 Amy Soloman, producer for HBOs "Barry" and "Silicon Valley," curated essays, fiction and poetry from more than 150 women in comedy.Courtesy of San Antonio Book FestivalShow MoreShow Less 2of3 Amy Soloman, producer for HBOs "Barry" and "Silicon Valley," curated essays, fiction and poetry from more than 150 women in comedy.Courtesy of Amy SolomanShow MoreShow Less 3of3 This weekend, the annual San Antonio Book Festival transpired online through the ether — with dozens of dazzling authors a...

FacebookTwitterEmail The nationally recognized San Antonio Book Festival is hosting its ninth edition April 9 -11, with only the best bibliophile content brought to you online, after a COVID-19 cancellation last spring. The festivities feature around 200 authors, with a wide array of literary options and events for every palate. From conversations with YA authors, Latinx poetry dialogues and nationally best selling novelists — here are just some of the highlights. For Mango Street M...

On the Shelf Notes From the Bathroom Line: Humor, Art, and Low-Grade Panic From 150 of the Funniest Women in Comedy Edited by Amy Solomon Harper Design: 256 pages, $30 If you buy books linked on our site, The Times may earn a commission from Bookshop.org, whose fees support independent bookstores. Amy Solomon, a film and TV producer whose credits include “Silicon Valley” and “Barry,” grew up in Chicago, ingesting Second City vibes along with her school lunches. And then, one “very fat...

San Antonio Book Festival 2021 will feature Walter Isaacson, Sandra Cisneros, Jeff VanderMeer, Nic Stone Deborah Martin, Staff writer FacebookTwitterEmail 1of8 Author Walter Isaacson will discuss his latest nonfiction book, “The Code Breaker: Jennifer Doudna, Gene Editing, and the Future of the Human Race,” during the 2021 San Antonio Book Festival.Simon & SchusterShow MoreShow Less 2of8 “The Code Breaker: Jennifer Doudna, Gene Editing and the Future of the Human Race” by Walter Isaacs...