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(1) HE FALL DOWN BUT NOT GO BOOM. [Item by Mike Kennedy.] Job #1 -- Stick the landing. Oops. “Odysseus: Moon lander tipped over at touchdown, limiting the data it's sending”.– AP News has the story. (Captain Kirk was not available for comment.) A private U.S. lunar lander tipped over at touchdown and ended up on its side near

(1) WE’RE BACK. "Odysseus becomes first US spacecraft to land on moon in over 50 years" – CNN not only has the story, they enlisted Captain Kirk – William Shatner – to help tell it on the air. The US-made Odysseus lunar lander has made a touchdown on the moon, surpassing its final key milestones — and

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A reader told our new editor there should be more humor in this beloved weekly. To which I can only reply: What am I, chopped liver?  Granted, humor is always in short supply. Go into …

Here’s what readers are saying in Sunday’s letters to the editor.

“Do not give what is sacred to dogs, do not throw your pearls before swine, lest they trample them underfoot, and turn and tear you to pieces” (Matthew 7:6). Rarely is anything radical birthed from a bible verse and yet, Canadian jeweller Himo Martin has plucked not only a brand name, but a progressive ethos from such a pious book in an industry that is often so immovable.

Your main goal during Cyberpunk 2077 Scrolls Before Swine is to steal CCTV footage for an NCPD cop by entering a Maelstrom warehouse.

Watterson’s return to print, after nearly three decades, comes in the form of a fable called “The Mysteries,” which shares with his famous comic strip a sense of enchantment, Rivka Galchen writes.

I missed most of the hype by the Prime announcers/analysts before the Saints-Jaguars Thursday night game in the Dome, but I assume they went on an eating binge at some

Stephan Pastis talks about his eerie comic prophecies of the pandemic and the Jan. 6 riot, and his passion for sightseeing his way across America