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Im larry wilmore. Before we get started tonight, i have to share something with you this is 100 true. Every night, after the show, the the audience leaves. You know what it is. Can we show that . Pretty fancy, right . And as you can see, theres a fullsize cardboard cutout of your host, larry wilmore, in there for people to take pictures with. But last night, something funny happened when the audience was clearing out after the show. Take a look. See that guy . Okay, theres the cardboard larry. l...

6 00, but the winners are bernie and trump unless im wrong. laughter you wanted to clap but you werent sure if it was bernie or trump. Its, im going to wait which one is my clap going to . laughter the big question is how did the candidates spend time in the state . By pandering to New Hampshires number one cultural institution. If you want to win New Hampshire you have to make it rain in the dunkin. Hillary clinton making a stop at Manchester Dunkin donuts. With rubio here in New Hampshire, his...

Trump and today he decided one decided to risk his own political salary cap tal and say this. Im not sure. I will leave that up to your judgment. And then, a person who only thinks about making walls again and again is and not about making bridges, is not a christian. Matt shart shortly after that shot, donald trump responded, expressing outrage over the pontives remarks. For a religious leader to question a persons faith. No leader, especially a religious leader, should have a right to question...

But the point is you should make the world your Buffalo Bills game, cause life is short and sex is fun, so get out there and take some chances. If you want to be weird, be weird. Because you dont want your dying words to be, i shouldve done butt stuff in that burger king bathroom. I say carpe do em. Good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central...

Please, be seated. No, thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. What a great crowd, man right back at you. I appreciate it. When people are making the animal noise, you know you are connected wooowoo, larry. Im larry wilmore. Before we get started tonight, i have to share something with you this is 100 true. Every night, after the show, the the audience leaves. You know what it is. Can we show that . Pretty fancy, right . And as you can see, theres a fullsize cardboard cutout of your host, larry ...

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Once again, i dont know how they do it, every night, they guess my name. I dont know how they do it. [ laughter ] its weird. Okay, guys, so last night our focus was on nevada and how the democrats were pandering to the hispanic vote, right . Tonight, were focusing our attention on South Carolina where the deciding factor will be be the black vote, which means we get to watch Democratic Candidates kiss some black ass yeah, pretty much what theyre going to be doing [ laughter ] in a segment call e...

Cheers and applause Larry Larry Larry larry thank you very much. Thank you, so much. Please, thank you. Welcome i love it, larry, larry. Almost some harmony going on over there, i think. Im not sure what it was. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. Man, we have a great show tonight, but before we get to it, i have to take a minute and mention the winter storm thats hitting our nation. Not the snowstorm, but the bleep storm coming out of this womans mouth. Our vets and you deserve a c...

Tonight. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Big election news tonight, you guys, so lets see whats happening with the unblackening. Sorry, thats my favorite song. All right, New Hampshire, who lived free and who dies . I want to congratulate the other candidates, okay . Now that i got that over with, we are going to start winning again, and were going to win so much, you are going to be so happy. Thank you. Thank you, New Hampshire. Thank you. We are going now to South Carolina laugh...

Larry welcome to the nightly show. Thank you so much. Im larry wilmore. Triumph the insult comic dog is here tonight because were going to be doing some searing political commentary. So got to bring in the dog, bring in the dog. Well, its the night of the New Hampshire primaries, and you know what that means. Well, actually, we dont because the results arent in as we tape this. But thats not going to stop us from checking in on whats happening with the unblackening. Its been a tough week for the...