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11/25/2023 – Michigan 30, Ohio State 24 – 12-0, 9-0 Big Ten, Big Ten East Champs Shrek was nude, erect, and prodigious. This did not phase me. I am a member of the Oregon Trail generation. When the guy who posted this at me was still in the womb I was casually scrolling past goatse and lemonparty. There is only one image on the internet that has ever shook me. I will not say what it is, and I have not seen it in fifteen years. Turgid Shrek is nothing compared to it. It goes without saying th...

Essentials WHAT #2 Michigan (9-0) vs #10 Penn State (8-1)   WHERE Beaver Stadium State College, PA WHEN Noon Eastern THE LINE M –4.5 (Vegas) M –6 (Bill C) TELEVISION FOX PBP: Gus Johnson Color: Joel Klatt TICKETS From $201. WEATHER cloudy minimal wind mid-40s Overview It is November 10th. The season starts tomorrow. Jim Harbaugh is on a plane; the Big Ten hasn't said a dang thing. Welcome to the silliest of all seasons. Michigan takes on a Penn State program that has consistently been ...

The pinnacle of the 2023 MLB season is upon us with the Texas Rangers taking on the Arizona Diamondbacks starting this weekend. The Rangers are red hot, having swept the Rays [2nd best record in...

College Football betting odds, preview, prediction for Big Ten win totals, focusing on Penn State's upside in 2023 and Illinois grappling with increased expectations.

Garrett Wilson and Jeremy Ruckert will be on “Hard Knocks,” TreVeyon Henderson must return to 2021 form this season and Ryan Day names coaches he respects.

For the second straight year, we get B1G Championship Game Fee Fi Foe Film. Rejoice!! And unlike last year, the offense portion of B1G Championship Game FFFF does not have to be censored for children. That's because our Michigan Wolverines draw the Purdue Boilermakers and head coach Jeff Brohm, a coach long known for his offenses, first at Western Kentucky and now at Purdue. They have one of the B1G's top WRs and TEs, as well as a veteran QB with multiple years of starting experience. ...

The Olentangy  Runs Scarlet from Buckeye tears Wolverines have claws    

“I don’t know what’s worth fighting forOr why I have to screamI don’t know why I instigateAnd say what I don’t meanI don’t know how I got this wayI know it’s not alrightSo, I’m breaking the habit tonight” So for the first time since the Pelini years, I just got downright pissed watching a Husker

And that habit is being okay with the close losses. It may be some unhealthy Dark Side stuff, but it’s time to let the anger flow through me.