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Fed-ex, the pandas would have been bamboozled. the canadians were forced to ship 700 pounds of bamboo two to three times a week for the next ten years. but this is really what america has become here. were actually a bamboo supplier. thats actually the real reason were telling you the story tonight. not too long ago, it was the united states getting pandas from china. there are pandas in zoos around the country. but you know, we havent gotten a new panda in ten years. thats a big panda u to amer...

But you know, we havent gotten a new panda in ten years. thats a big panda u to america. chinas cuddly bears are not so nice. but we all think theyre cuddly. usually when you get a panda, its for the big c, china. when the u.s. ballinged at the keystone pipeline, canada said you know what, china, dont worry. were going to build a pipeline to the west coast, instead. that way, all of our oil will come straight to the west coast and then get on a ship and come to you. and then last month, the chin...