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>> he is not going anything against western culture, really. >> no, they say it is a blind imitation. what they are saying is the dogs remind them of bill shultz. >> i have to add, doufous, a great name for a dog. possibly a hybrid, a labra-doodle possibly. >> i am representative of any kind of vulgar culture no matter the country. i am a citizen of the vulgar culture world. this is the best thing that can happen to iran. you look at the first up -- uprising. they didnt have it already and this ...

She is so hot that her beauty is measured in btus. she is a first time guest and anchor lori rothman. she knows business reporting like i know business snorting. and he will put your funny bone in a sling. he is the adorable and outrageous robert kelly. delicious. filling in nor bill shultz until the authorities find his body, it is writer, communist and the crab cake, john devor re. and next to me, tucker carlson. fox news contributor and editor of the request the daily collar." he is so sharp ...

Things work. before -- i dont know, prior to television, i guess, you had to know how to fix something yourself. i know so little about the past and i cant even theorize on it. >> it is like the first planet of the apes. he goes to the more primitive apes, and anyone can do anything. it shows them how to make a paper plane. thats all he could show. i couldnt even do that. >> could you imagine a world without marty mcfly. if you take "back to the future" out of my life, i have nothing. >> the gre...

>> again bill shultz brings the counterbalance to the show. >> call me on the fourth left, that one. awesome. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. it is red eye at fox news .com. send some pills to bill. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line call212-46 of 2-5050. >> the marsupials that are native to the regions of australia and not found in the western part of the continent. thanks, koalas.

Founder .com. it is a shame less plug for the website. espn .com. >> im all for shame less flogs. >> go to the book links and plug it in. >> look at my scalp. a shame less plug, it was a joke. >> go to fox news radio .com and click on red eye. if not you are missing out on awesome conversations. we talked about bill shultzs diet.

>> had a great time saturday. >> it happens to a lot of guys. >> im going to you will ka you. >> please do. >> great pre game tonight. >> i feel good about the greg-alogue. >> and it will continue the momentum of the show. >> the viewers cant wait. >> this never gets old. >> you are still young. >> go uh wai. lets welcome our guests. she is cuter than a pile of unconscious smurfs. i am here with entertain meant journalist jill dobson. he knows punch lines like i know cheap wines. welcome a fir...

Raised their eyebrows and said, you aint getting none of my panties. >> and where exactly did he get the panties? >> there were other clothing stores i find them here. and certain ladies every time i make a new client why here, i always testimony them about my quilt and if shes got any old ones she will throw away, save them for m right here as long as they are nylon and silk. and not polyester. i dont want those cheap, dollar store not sexy farm girl panties. i want classy, silk or nylon or, yo...

>> it does. i will say this -- forget about the fact that the study meptions collective good -- mentions collective good telltale communism, and know the fact that it is a study. studies are uniquely socialists. you know who invented discoed des? woodrow freakin wilson. >> i knew it would come back to this. last night i told you how much i enjoy a good soap. i do. but i also love charity. lets get to my latest piece of art. this is called pleasure and pain. and it depicts a unicorn slash massa...

Very corrupt place. the freedom of press is right with north korea. anytime someone says no to a handout, there is something else going on. >> handouts are bad too, but maybe they are bad also. there you go. last night i told you how i enjoy hot tubing with shriners, but i also love charity. lets get to the latest piece of art. i call this pleasure and pain and it depicts a unicorn slash massage therapist i met in the 80s. we lived together back then. she left me for colin from men at work, wh...

What is it like bringing the scene. the how to guide on all kids y chromosome came out on friday. lets welcome back the classic radio host along with one of his daughters who started the girls just wanna have guns campaign. what is that? >> it is about victims empowering the weaker person to defend themselves and open a can of woop-ass on an attacker. >> you could kill me, right? >> you want me to try. >> i would love to see your arms twisted behind you and you are crying like bill shultz. >> i ...