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Meptions collective good -- mentions collective good telltale communism, and know the fact that it is a study. studies are uniquely socialists. you know who invented discoed des? woodrow freakin wilson. >> i knew it would come back to this. last night i told you how much i enjoy a good soap. i do. but i also love charity. lets get to my latest piece of art. this is called pleasure and pain. and it depicts a unicorn slash massage therapist i met in the 80s. those were good times, but then the w...

He created the curse for black forest cherry. >> you are right. i never liked him anyway. >> i apologize for nothing. >> shut up. >> she is so adorable, kittens e-mail pictures around the internet. i am here with diane, fox news .com news editor. what a nice wave. well, she has a heart of gold that she purchased from rosslyn capital. she is just hot. and he even gave his cardboard box hepatitis. it is my sidekick, bill shultz. and he is funnier than a sack of decapitated clown heads. it is joe d...

Willy, fyi, top notch scene with the whale and tara patrick. >> to the greg-alogue, it is a drain -- it is a dandruff of delight on a scale of sorrow. so ebo morales, the bow live yuan president is demanding that obama give back his nobel peace prize. he says the attack is so horrible our president no longer deserves the prize. how is it possible a nobel peace prize winner leads a gang to attack and invade. this is not a defense of human rights or self-determination. whatever, ebo. just remember...

Of gwenyth paltrow? >> the whole mystique is gone, but if you are smart you can do well with the terrain. kim kardash eight n built on twitter, basically and her backside. if you are smart you can use it to your advantage. >> bill, you havent achieved anything and nobody recognizing you which is a win-win. it has a cast that will will have you a buzz. elizabeth taylor, really? i i was not around during her heyday, but america knew every pill she popped and every drank she drank and every man she...

>> he is ambivalent. >> but that is fake ambivalence. >> but that has nothing to do with twitter. he would have said the same thing if he was sitting at a table with us. >> no. >> it is one of the hot male parties. >> speaking of hot males, one of your tweets makes us all jealous. >> thats why everyone should follow me. i would make your life sound awesome. here is a little bit of what i wrote on friday "omg, yall. the rockford files sear vees finally on tv. this is another exciting weekend, lol...

>> gotta have my bowl. >> dont we all? your face is an outhouse of misery. >> i apologize for nothing. lets welcome our guest. oh yeah, im here tonight with political commentator andrea tantara. kind of confusing, but true. chris is the new york magazine senior on-line editor. if brains were charades, old people would do him at parties. and gum scrapes him off its shoes. it is bill shultz. and sitting next to me, a first time guest lead singer of kingdom of sorrow. if awesome rips were a garag...

>> come on, everybody smokes it once in their life. this gives you a headache. >> you said you brought it to school all the time. you used the that that you are greek. that is part of a long kon. you spent years dressing up as the girl who brings oregeno. prove i am not right. >> i have a headache. >> bill, i have no clue that the kid sold it. >> it is a pretty good theory, but it is a theory with no facts. you have no theory. >> you have to admit this is bill shultzs wheel house. facts or not, ...

Round at the end of the show. >> thank you, andy. >> your face is a merry go round of failure. >> i apologize for nothing. >> lets welcome our guest. she eats nothing but lady bugs. i am here with jill done son. -- dobson. she is so cute that babies carry pictures of her in their wallets. and he is condescending in eight lapping wedges. -- in eight languages. and no gender will have him. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and like the great wall, you can see his lips from space. his lat...

>> look, this is a chinese coal baron paid $1.5 million for this dog. the most expensive lunch ever. >> bill, $1.5 million. that can buy a lot of paintings. >> that will not last as long as art. but if you let it sit there for awhile it hillary seem bell art. >> you noy what is interesting about this story? the fact that a dog can be worth $1.5 million and have no knowledge that it is any different than a homeless dog. one of your greatest lines is a homeless dog didnt know he had one. >> you kn...

Out. as baker said, qaddafi was always going to be -- the rebels were always going to be out gunned and out manned by qaddafi. however, do we have to make it this easy for him? couldnt we go in and make his job a little more difficult? to bills point, if were damned if we do and damned if we dont, why dont we do? why dont we stand up and do and have the moral courage and conviction to do the right thing? to your point, sir, why dont we just assassinate qaddafi? i am so into this idea. there is a...