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The 25-year-old beauty queen, who hails from Abia State, beat 36 other contestants from across the country to clinch the coveted crown.

Swerving into a tractor-trailer on a new york highway back in july. thats her excuse. meanwhile, a weasel-like creature called a martin wreaking havoc at a soccer match in switzerland, dashing out onto the field. watch this. a player grabs it, but the thing bites his finger. another player was able to get the critter off the field. picked it up and just gave it a toss. lets hope you dont catch that in your lap. eric, over to you. >> eric: the road to john brennans confirmation as the new c.i.a...

Seat up and kicking back in my boxers and franklin and bash. >> i am going to become fat and marry a woman hotter than me when i try to do stupid guy things. >> and you will make it work. >> and i will scramble to make reservations and buy a gift because it is our anniversary. >> and then kill myself because men are four times more likely to commit suicide. >> that took a turn. >> the more you know, andy. >> the less i care, greg. >> away strange man. lets welcome our guest. she is so hot the he...

Millionaires. as in america, the 9/11 movement continues to court respect ability by protesting the loss of charlie sheen as spokesman. and in disconstant lands, the predator drones menace the skies, at least until we discover the algorithm for love. people dont like it to be like it is, but it do. greg? >> you said it so eloquently. how cane follow that? i will see you later in the half, young man. >> and i shall see you. >> lets welcome our guest. she is so british her stiff upper lip has a ...

>> gotta have my bowl. >> dont we all? your face is an outhouse of misery. >> i apologize for nothing. lets welcome our guest. oh yeah, im here tonight with political commentator andrea tantara. kind of confusing, but true. chris is the new york magazine senior on-line editor. if brains were charades, old people would do him at parties. and gum scrapes him off its shoes. it is bill shultz. and sitting next to me, a first time guest lead singer of kingdom of sorrow. if awesome rips were a garag...

Good investment? and the heartwarming love affair between kris kristy and the new jersey teachers deepens. get a room. and the mother who thinks american parents should be more strict and defends her moms heavy hand. if she doesnt, she will wish she wasnt born. andy? >> thanks. lets welcome our guests. i am here with amy schumer. thats a tv network and a tv show. and our fox news political analyst, political strategies and insights. thats our company. they are deplorable and sitting next to me...

I know one of the good reasons the tenure developed was for academic freedoms. >> if it was up to me, we would eliminate the department of education altogether. back on the tenured teacher, you have kids case in point, number one, i love kristi by the way, he pushes the independent. you have kids in the state of mississippi and the delta part that are in the 9th grade that read on a third grade level. you have 18-year-olds and 20-year-olds in tennessee that are still in junior high school. so ap...

She obviously has learned a few things, rolling up the sleeves getting hands dirty. interestingly, john podesta says while she will be in iowa there will be a formal kickoff event next month, this drama will play off more, not just the media situation here, the campaign rollout. there will be other campaign official event next month. so stay tuned. >> stay tuned indeed, well stay tuned into your e-mails and check back with you as news develops. thank you ed. >> good to talk to you. all right, ...

Choking on a smurf. i am here with leeann tweeden, host of nbc poker after dark, a card show, people. if hilarity was taco bell, he would give us all the runs. nice jacket. his latest comedy tv is called "pro joyce," get it? and he is on a first name basis with sadness. thats a great pose. and he is so bright you can see him with your eyes closed. sitting next to me is the fox news contributor and the national review on-line editor at large. and he is a rotten little phink. good to see you, pinc...

And charlie sheen is the gift that keeps on giving for everyone except his publicist. the latest from the guy who looks like martin sheens dad straight ahead. >> thank you, andy. >> it is the lady in red. i am here with angela mcgowan. and mike baker who is a former cia operative and he knows war heads like i know black heads. it is true. im like human braille. and slugs pour salt on him. it is bill shultz back after a three-day weekend. hope you had a good time. >> nope. >> and fox news contrib...