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That you can take the president at his word? >> i think what were looking at, what the american people are seeing are the results. were talking about things like the economy, were looking at north korea, and while there are many things that consume our coverage and everything here inside the beltway, i think when you get outside, i think so many people are going, well, i may not always agree with the way things are said or how things are said, it is the results that matter and so far they are te...

And live forever and go over to ramen guys and ask them to figure out time travel. its kraft food. sometimes i like crap food. they audited to quit calling it kraft macaroni and cheese and call it crap macaroni and cheese. >> you will probably do an endorsement for them pretty soon miller, with all that. >> i would do it with bells on. i actually eat the stuff. why kraft macaroni and cheese. old noodles coming together in one big we all eat together and feed each other. >> william shatner has go...

And live forever and go over to ramen guys and ask them to figure out time travel. its kraft food. sometimes i like crap food. they audited to quit calling it kraft macaroni and cheese and call it crap macaroni and cheese. >> you will probably do an endorsement for them pretty soon miller, with all that. >> i would do it with bells on. i actually eat the stuff. why kraft macaroni and cheese. old noodles coming together in one big we all eat together and feed each other. >> william shatner has go...

Correctness in hollywood calling it crap. harsh words and he defended mel gibson and alec baldwin. said the 56-year-old british guy, quote, alec calling someone an f-a-g because he is pissed off i dont blame him. mel gibson is in a town run by jews. sorry, andy, but it is true. and he said the wrong thing because these have bitten the hand that i guess has fed him. he is like an outcast, a leper. but some jewish guys in the office said "f" those germans. that is what gets me. we all stand on thi...

Thing that seems to bring us all together, its our mutual hatred of traffic cameras. but in one state, iowa, for one exclusive group of people, the cameras arent so bad. according to an associated press report, 3,200 government workers have plates that are not listed in the traffic data base. some of these exempt government workers have unfiled plates because they work in sensitive departments where they would not want to be tracked. the sports lead now. if youre going to flee cuba, this beats t...

Put her in a situation where they can suspend her? >> this district we dont believe has an internet policy. >> judge jeanine: why would any school want to hire you now? >> im a good teacher. >> judge jeanine: thanks for being here natalie and stephen. >> coming up, weve heard some of the whackyest defenses. a new excuse is so outrageous even the defendants own brother calls it crap. excuse my french. ?x?oñ7 6ú

Put her in a situation where they can suspend her? >> this district we dont believe has an internet policy. >> judge jeanine: why would any school want to hire you now? >> im a good teacher. >> judge jeanine: thanks for being here natalie and stephen. >> coming up, weve heard some of the whackyest defenses. a new excuse is so outrageous even the defendants own brother calls it crap. excuse my french. that story, coming up next. [ male announcer ] this is charlie whose morning flight to london st...

Put her in a situation where they can suspend her? >> this district we dont believe has an internet policy. >> judge jeanine: why would any school want to hire you now? >> im a good teacher. >> judge jeanine: thanks for being here natalie and stephen. >> coming up, weve heard some of the whackyest defenses. a new excuse is so outrageous even the defendants own brother calls it crap. excuse my french. curtis: welcome back to geico radio, its savings, on the radio. gecko: kate from mill valley, it...