Bitzer Maloney News Today

Celebrating 40 years of Hairy Maclary, dog owners entered their pups to resemble the iconic characters. See the adorable winners here!

Kiwis were asked to send in their entries, now Lynley Dodd has picked the winners.

Opinion Inspired by Bridges’ brave stand against the evil wokesters, Emily Writes unearths other examples of the woke peril. This week, Simon Bridges described NZ Police’s Andrew Coster as a “wokester commissioner” who isn’t fit for the job. The “too nice” Coster is not arresting enough baddies, you see. When asked why Coster was a “wokester commissioner” Bridges replied: “because he is”. You simply cannot fault that logic. It’s absolutely time to stop the stinking tide ...

31. The Cat Club President Once gave Hairy Maclary the prize for the Scruffiest Cat, which is an outrageous slight against our valiant hero. Should expect to be rolled at the next AGM. 30. Mushroom Magee 29. Peter the Plumber Like Ray, Peter the Plumber will be remembered for waving random objects at a cranky cat. Is Peter still standing on the street, waving that sock at Scarface Claw? Go home, Peter. The pipes, the pipes are calling. 28. Cassie the Cockatoo Cassie (boo, hiss) (Image: Rumpus a...