Bob Fillner News Today

[cheers and applause] here is a recent political ad from the state of alabama. I know, the alabama thing makes it already semiracist, but lets withhold judgment. Im tim james. Why do our politicians make us give drivers license exams in 12 languages . This is alabama, we speak english. If you wanna live here, learn it. Were only giving that test in english if im governor. [audience ohs] is it racist . Uh, yeah. Thats really, really racist this is alabama, we speak english. If you consider hey di...

That is a real picture. I suppose its only fair that i level with all of you. I have been lying about where jon stewarts been all summer. In fact, ive lied to you exactly 31 times it seemed appropriate to confess tonight because this is my last show at interim host. Stop hiding your joy. Jon stewart will be back in september. Were all looking forward to seeing him so much. Before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right...

Last show at interim host. Stop hiding your joy. Jon stewart will be back in september. Were all looking forward to seeing him so much. Before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right now in egypt. Our deepest thoughts are with everyone over there for more on that developing story, you should probably watch the real news. Thats kind of what theyre built for. In the meantime were going to push ahead with our final silly ...

San diego mayor, as well ass had his role opposite Michael Keaton in 1989s batman. Now that might seen like a cruel joke about someones appearance. In my defense, [bleep] this guy. applause thats my defense. Over a dozen female employees have accused fillner of unwanted sexual advancement but now it seems his missives may not have stopped there. Investigators are looking into the possibility of improve charges on his city credit card. Working into a junket philner took a that appears to have lit...

It was good the first time i went but its gone downhill. Now i go back every tuesday to see if things get better. Wait, that sounds like youre talking about the voice. I think this mani is a pedophile. I cant be sure. Good eclairs though. You can be sure. They are great eclairs. I came in and asked for a chocolate donut and was promptly [beep]. Thats why we got a b on the window. Tosh fans are not funny. Couldnt agree with you more. Thanks, foodies, good night. [ applause ] captioning sponsored ...

I care least about. Next week, the tosh. O marathon runs wild on you. That bit might be our waterworld. Thats a reference to a very expensive flop. Be sure you follow me on twitter, so we can live chat during the shows. Keep up with our daily blog over at tosh. Comedycentral. Com, and come see me on the tosh tour on ice. Finally its time for the unfortunate domain names of the week. First up, we have twofingerpussydance. Com. Okay, that sounds vulgar, but its actually just a site where you learn...

Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas crippling meth epidemic. laughter science can now grow teeth from stem cells found in ur urine so careful next time your dentist says open wide. This is the colbert report. Captioning spons...

Turn the camera off. Turn that off. Put the camera down. Youre going to want that off. I think that the documentary is finished. It is. See you next week. Shut that camera off. [clapping]. Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas ...

Accused of feeding secrets to wikileaks could spend 136 years behind bars. Manning convicted of 20 of the governments 22 charges. On the most serious charge of aiding the enemy, the government could not get a guilty verdict. This was never a fair trial. The only victim was the u. S. Governments wounded pride. There are newspaper editors and other politicians that say, boy, i wish that guy weiner would quit. In a new video, Anthony Weiner once again vowing to stay in the race. Do you see whats go...

Ktvu news starts right now. Good morning, everyone, welcome to mornings on 2, it is saturday july 20th. Lets get you right over to rosemary. Lets look how its shaping up this weekend. Eventually today will be a warmer day. I think today is going to be the warmest day as we get to and through the morning hours. Weve got clouds along the coastline and the bay. And temperatures are similar to how they look and a few degrees of warming especially in the inland areas. We do have a cool down coming as...