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[cheers and applause] here is a recent political ad from the state of alabama. I know, the alabama thing makes it already semiracist, but lets withhold judgment. Im tim james. Why do our politicians make us give drivers license exams in 12 languages . This is alabama, we speak english. If you wanna live here, learn it. Were only giving that test in english if im governor. [audience ohs] is it racist . Uh, yeah. Thats really, really racist this is alabama, we speak english. If you consider hey di...

That is a real picture. I suppose its only fair that i level with all of you. I have been lying about where jon stewarts been all summer. In fact, ive lied to you exactly 31 times it seemed appropriate to confess tonight because this is my last show at interim host. Stop hiding your joy. Jon stewart will be back in september. Were all looking forward to seeing him so much. Before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right...

Last show at interim host. Stop hiding your joy. Jon stewart will be back in september. Were all looking forward to seeing him so much. Before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right now in egypt. Our deepest thoughts are with everyone over there for more on that developing story, you should probably watch the real news. Thats kind of what theyre built for. In the meantime were going to push ahead with our final silly ...

San diego mayor, as well ass had his role opposite Michael Keaton in 1989s batman. Now that might seen like a cruel joke about someones appearance. In my defense, [bleep] this guy. applause thats my defense. Over a dozen female employees have accused fillner of unwanted sexual advancement but now it seems his missives may not have stopped there. Investigators are looking into the possibility of improve charges on his city credit card. Working into a junket philner took a that appears to have lit...

It was good the first time i went but its gone downhill. Now i go back every tuesday to see if things get better. Wait, that sounds like youre talking about the voice. I think this mani is a pedophile. I cant be sure. Good eclairs though. You can be sure. They are great eclairs. I came in and asked for a chocolate donut and was promptly [beep]. Thats why we got a b on the window. Tosh fans are not funny. Couldnt agree with you more. Thanks, foodies, good night. [ applause ] captioning sponsored ...

They are the subject of ridicule. This is the height of achievement, to be made fun of by the rodeo clown, is actually success. This is a big deal if you get made fun of by the rodeo clown, you have made it. Exactly. I mean nobel paez peace prize, meh, first black president , what else. But there is no higher honor than having a clown run around a dirt arena wearing a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asked the cheering crowd who wants to see this guy trampled . And yes, barack oba...

Exactly 31 times it seemed appropriate to confess tonight because this is my last show at interim host. Stop hiding your joy. Jon stewart will be back in september. Were all looking forward to seeing him so much. Before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right now in egypt. Our deepest thoughts are with everyone over there for more on that developing story, you should probably watch the real news. Thats kind of what the...

Life. And i can tell you something t was totally worth it everything felt better in that moment. This has been such a fun summer so many memories. Traditionally this can be a slow time for news but this particular summer has been just one story after another. We had the Voting Rights act. Gay marriage. Paula deen. We did immigration. There was a royal baby with jason jones punching a horse in the face. We had a mid show blackout forcing me to interview eric in the dark. Then there was, of course...

How can he serve all americans . This is cnn tonight. Im don lemon. Meanwhile trump insisting he was against the iraq war from the beginning and he says his interview with esquire magazine proves it. And in august of 2004, very early in the conflict, extremely early in the conflict, right at the beginning, i made a detailed statement in an interview to esquire magazine. Tonight the writer who did that interview tells me what else trump said. Plus libertarian candidate gary johnson finds himself ...

This is cnn tonight. Im don lemon. Meanwhile trump insisting he was against the iraq war from the beginning and he says his interview with Esquire Magazine proves it. And in August Of 2004, very early in the conflict, extremely early in the conflict, right at the beginning, i made a detailed statement in an interview to Esquire Magazine. Tonight the writer who did that interview tells me what else trump said. Plus libertarian candidate gary johnson finds himself in the spotlight for all the wron...