He was such a positive dude before this. [ laughter ] what hes doing in the white house, nobody knows. Hes been tweeting, we do know that. Sometimes he leaves to play golf. And that seems to be it, which is weird, because it almost seems hypocritical coming from the guy who likes to say this. These people do nothing. They talk a big game and they do nothing. Theyve done nothing, they do nothing. I see these phoneys, the donothing democrats. They keep talking, they do nothing about it, they do nothing about it. I call them the donothing democrats. The donothing democrats and they are do nothing. Joe biden wouldnt have done anything. The democrats have been playing at it for years and havent done anything. Hell say, oh, yes, we did this he did nothing. He did nothing and he got nominated. 47 years he did nothing. For the most part they did lil. I did so much. I did everything and more than everything. Jimmy and more. No president has done more everything than him. [ applause ] this is hi
With a christian band performing worship songs in the rose garden and its nice to know that every once in a while hes suffering, too. [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 89 of americans are able to recite the first three words of the constitution said one american, i believe its me, the person. ] [ light laughter [ applause ] President Trump announced in a tweet today that his Federal Reserve nominee, stephen moore, has withdrawn himself from consideration following criticism from some republican senators oh, why is that, republican senators are you afraid he was unqualified . Dinyou think, maybe, he didt understand the job [ light laughter ]yb mayou thought he would do permanent damage to the institution . [ light laughter ] or maybe you thought that just because someone was on t mfor a while didntn he could responsibly handle a complex and difficult job with repercussions for the world economy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause in any case, way to dodge that bullet, republican s
The white house celebrated the national day of prayer, today, with a christian band performing worship songs in the rose garden and its nice to know that every once in a while hes suffering, too. [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 89 of americans are able to recite the first three words of the constitution said one american, i believe its me, the person. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] President Trump announced in a tweet today that his Federal Reserve nominee, stephen moore, has withdrawn himself from consideration following criticism from some republican senators oh, why is that, republican senators are you afraid he was unqualified . Did you think, maybe, he didnt understand the job [ light laughter ] maybe you thought he would do permanent damage to the institution . [ light laughter ] or maybe you thought that just because someone was on tv for a while didnt mean he could responsibly handle a complex and difficult job with repercussions for the world economy. [ laughter ] [ c
Case with President Trump on his first day back in the United States after a 12day trip through asia. He started the morning with a flurry of tweets. The president took to twitter today to brag about the stock market, attack the new york times, promote fox and friends, promote sean hannity, criticize three ucla basketball players, send his condolences after another multivictim shooting to the wrong city in the wrong state. And thats it, i think. Its like he never left. [ laughter ] oh no, he also lashed out at cnn. He wrote, while in the philippines i was forced to watch cnn, which ive not done in months, and again realized how bad and fake it is. Loser [ laughter ] who is he calling loser . He knows cnn is not a guy, right . [ laughter ] i get the sense he walks around the white house yelling at inanimate objects. The lamp didnt turn on, loser then after the tweets the president gave his first speech from the white house in two weeks. The theme of which was putting america first. Japa
cheers and applause larry yeah man what a great crowd. Thank you very much. Thank you, i appreciate it. You know that means a lot. You know that means a lot to me, especially on a special day like today, 65th birthday, you guys. And not only that, theres a gentleman up top who is going to buy beers for everybody. cheers and applause i think its fantastic. So and weve got a great show for you tonight, too. Oh, and also before we go any further i want to acknowledge a very special anniversary today not the 30th anniversary of the birth of miewno mars. Which is still not a National Holiday in this racist country. Im talking about laughter respect im talking about something a little more depressing. Video from october 7, 2001. Thats the day the u. S. Began its assault, the war in afghanistan against the taliban and al qaeda. Exactly 14 years later to the day. Larry 14 years my god, this war is officially a teenager. laughter this war now has two things to worry about never ending and havin