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The Onion asked men why the alluring, irresistible sight of women’s spandex pants arouses them so much that the garment must be permanently banned, and this is what they said.

While most trolls are primarily confined to the worst corners of the internet, some, like Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), live to wreak havoc in the real world. The Onion asked trolls, shitposters, and internet provocateurs why they love the controversial congressman, and this is what they said.